Cock block

Chaney

Chaney is a cock block

by Me and other people December 31, 2018

getting blocked

To individually shove a collection of Minecraft blocks up the rectum.

- "F-f-uck s-steve~"
- "Damn yianni are you getting blocked?"
- *"Y-yup a-a-and it feels f-f-ucking a-amazin-g.."

by jakeyisop April 25, 2025

Clock block

one who prevents others from finishing their work day. Intentional, passive aggressive, or unintentional

-Cant punch out til this clock block emails me.
- I can't believe Kyle is clock blocking me. Now my whole evening is ruined.
-my boss is the worst. But, I got back at him with some clock blocking.

by NuteeProf January 14, 2021

Brain block

When one is lucid dreaming and your brain steps in and blocks it.

I was flying around and my brain blocked, so I woke up.

by Pavlovsdog May 29, 2021

I Need Iron Blocks

The best meme to emerge in 2025. Romeo needs them. We need to revive Telltale so we can play the masterpiece this came from again. (Minecraft Story Mode)

"I nEeD iRoN bLoCkS."
"I'M OUT OF BRICKS."
"i don't WANNA be surrounded by LAVA!!!"

by DaveyJonesBoner November 10, 2025

O-BLOCK

HOME OF THE MADHOUSE MANIACS

West Monroe ain’t got shit on O-BLOCK.

by xoxoyattbisckes December 2, 2022

snack blocking

Snack Blocking; verb. The act of cutting in line at Costco and taking the last free sample.

That little bastard has been snack blocking me at every free sample station.

by Disbarred Lawyer January 25, 2020