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Stinky Bean 

1.) Pseudo-slang term for a smelly woman's crotch, or a female with a nasty and pungent aroma.

2.) A very strange oddity that has been known to be a victim of many nasty enemies countless times. The cheapest and most expendable of slaves/mercenaries. Likes cheaply made soft drinks with bendy straws.
1.) Damn, that woman's a fucking stinky bean! She must've done it with ten guys and not showered afterwards!

2.) You have done well, Stinky Bean. Very well done indeed. Go get me my MacDonald's Whopper whilst you trek across crocodile-infested swamps, battle through thick jungles, race across scalding deserts, and face the final boss. If you're quick about it, I'll maybe let you live, even maybe MAYBE give you a cookie! Go now for the glory of the ScatMonkey!!!!!!
Stinky Bean by BigBrotherMike December 16, 2006
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beansprout 

Angry white man #1: Look at that damn beaner drawing his dag'gun graffiti all over my wall

Angry white man #2: He ain't no beaner, he's a beansprout
beansprout by chrisp858 March 23, 2008

Mexican Bean Dip 

when you shit in a Mexican girls mouth and you dip your balls in there mouth. It has to be explosive diarrea.
Angie took the Dr.'s shit in her mouth then he dipped those big saggy balls into her mouth until it was consistant enough Mexican Bean Dip to be used for chips and tortilla during the Super Bowl or any other big sporting event.
Mexican Bean Dip by Mike's Nail January 13, 2008

Keen as a bean 

Keener than mustard. Keener than bees on toast.

DAMN KEEN
Yeah broface, she's keen as a bean

nigger bean 

a black bean
mathew haskews tea with nigger beans
nigger bean by poo willy October 21, 2010

Arkansas steamer bean

Tiny clump of excrement, usually the result of a bowel movement that turns out to be a false alarm.
Bubba-Jack rushed to the toilet to seek sweet relief, yet only managed to squeeze out a measly Arkansas steamer bean.

ray bans for teenagers 

Sunglasses that look almost exactly like Ray-Bans, but they don't cost 140$ but cost 2 for 20$ or 15$. They are for teenagers that can't afford 140$, or are smart enough to know that they aren't responsible enough to take care of expensive ray bans so they go buy 4 pairs for 40$ at pac sun.

The Pac Sun Ray bans are also very high quality.

You don't cry if you crack your Pac Sun ray Bans, you just go buy some more.
Materialistic Girl: haha! did you see my new Ray Bans they were 140$!!

Normal person: Cool i got mine for 2 for 20$ at pac sun and they look exactly the same

materialistic girl: whatever!!mine are so much better!

*******2 weeks later********
Normal person: shit i left my sunglasses at the movie theater, I need to get some more

materialistic bitch: OH FUCK!!I BROKE MY RAY BANS!!!!OMG!!!

Normal person: haha thats why when your 13 you dont go buy 140$ sunglasses

*********i don't have anything against Ray-Bans, I think they are beautiful and great sunglasses, I just think your fucking retarted when you buy them when you don't take care of your shit****************

-ray bans for teenagers