Taking a shit and then hopping in the shower and using the shower to clean off your butthole, preferably with a jet setting.
Yeah, toilet paper is a scam. I just hop in the shower and do the ol' american bidet and then use a little soap.
by Jobungus October 3, 2023
Get the american bidetmug. The billionaires and the puppet politicians they installed who ruined Western civilization through wars and dividing & conquering people with extremist positions.
The American version of the Iranian Mullahs.
The American version of the Iranian Mullahs.
It took the American population way too fuckin long to realize the American Oligarchy is 100% gay. When are you going to stop listening to some queen on TV being fed lines to promote another queen? The stupid era of America's corrupt two party system is over.
by Publius0987 April 9, 2025
Get the American Oligarchymug. by calethewhale00 May 14, 2025
Get the American Flaggingmug. by Constantsmile May 18, 2021
Get the American pixie frogmug. "once a potato arised out of the floor and said:
did you expect some sexifinitions to pop up ('sexifinitions' => weird term for sexual definition)
because if yes then then you ... you you you you like the average UB user
the potato illuminated them, they were to say this frase"
did you expect some sexifinitions to pop up ('sexifinitions' => weird term for sexual definition)
because if yes then then you ... you you you you like the average UB user
the potato illuminated them, they were to say this frase"
i definetly typed by hand" "In Watermelon Sugar" is an American " and looked what appear in my computer...
laughs
the urban dick-shannary is really funny ('dick-shannary' => a place where people play with little penises)
i think you need more of this by the way drink water and bye \/
laughs
the urban dick-shannary is really funny ('dick-shannary' => a place where people play with little penises)
i think you need more of this by the way drink water and bye \/
by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem October 22, 2022
Get the "In Watermelon Sugar" is an Americanmug. by Sbrogzni January 18, 2018
Get the American hot doggingmug. A mashed up mass of middleschooler bodies in the shape of a pancake, covered in nacho cheese and eaten on a giant bun.
by Harkenon2 October 27, 2021
Get the American Pancakemug.