morning glory muffin

The smell/taste of pussy after morning sex

I had to wash the sheets after my wife's morning glory muffin juices.

by BeefBallsagna October 19, 2022

Muffin Milkshake

When a person wears pants tight enough to create a "muffin top" and a man fucks the folds of the "muffin top", ejaculating between the folds. Continuing or movement after causes the semen to become frothy and creamy, similar to a milkshake.

"Have you ever had a muffin milkshake?"
"Dude, I gave Alexa a muffin milkshake last night!"

by Tho'adu August 10, 2022

pud muffin

Means a muffin that's got a little bit of penis cream in it. Usually a vagina.

My pud muffin is so creamy after having so much sex with wyatt g.

by Tiffanylfudge May 11, 2018

muffin liner

similar to a cupcake liner, instead of a female condom it is instead a dental dam.

boyfriend- hey babe id like to taste your rainbow but i know you got da herp.

girlfriend- no worries boo i got a muffin liner in the top drawer. we all good

by interdimensional planetary June 11, 2024

Slobber Muffin

A cupcake someone has licked all the frosting off, and then rejected. Then offers it to others under the guise of a muffin.

" Do you want this muffin?" "No I don't want your Slobber Muffin. I saw you lick all the frosting off that cupcake."

by Muffinslob January 27, 2024

Crunk Muffin

A friendly term used to identify, greet, acknowledge, or recognize a close friend who is both Crunk and a Stud Muffin.

Person 1: Welcome to the party, my man!
Person 2: Sup, Crunk Muffin! Looking fazed and it hasn't even been an hour!

by 4P3X May 9, 2022

Muffin Slut

Someone who will let big russian men touch their balls in return for fresh baked pastries, like muffins.

Yo you know that fella Landen?
Yeah hes a muffin slut

by mr dude mr guy February 25, 2025