Anyways Friend

A friend that will be there for you no matter what you do.
They love you unconditionally.

Seth is my anyways friend because even when I make him mad he loves me anyways.

by VeiledLife February 25, 2010

Clitoral Friend

That sweet spot of the Venn Diagram between a trusted loyal best friend and the fun times favorite friend (the one you want to spend time with). While the best friend may be who you go to for problems or support or comfort they may not be your first choice on a Saturday booze run. While on the other hand your favorite friend would be the ones you hang out with for good times, they tend to be gossipy and not good with secrets. So the clitoral friend is the sweet sweet mixture of both of these and far superior to either by comparison.

Person 1 "While I do have people I consider best friends and all that, I usually just go by favorite friends, best friends are not necessarily favorites, or sane."
Person 2 "So where am I?"
Person 1 "The sweet spot of the Venn Diagram."
Person 2 "The Clitoris?"
Person 1 "Precisely, you are my Clitoral Friend"

by g4ost August 21, 2009

Best Friend

a person who one distinguishes as someone they are very close to, one they can trust, and one with whom they have fun. It can be considered that a person may have up to three best friends, or may also include a group of three best friends. Therefore, "best" does not just mean only one, and is used as a superlative to express hierarchy. Furthermore, allowing for the song from the comedic film, "The Hangover", to be played and have intrinsic meaning.

We're the three best friends that anybody could have..

by 3B3stFr13nds December 4, 2010

Lover Friend

A friend at heart, but provides sexual favors in return for a loyal friendship. A lover friend knows his/her role, understanding they are indeed a step over the line of a "fuck buddy" but not anywhere near a boyfriend or girlfriend. A lover friend cannot give or receive gifts for a holiday, birthday, or any other special occasion, but is allowed to give out free sex whenever he or she pleases. Your lover friend should not have feelings for you, and if they do they are wasting their time.

Hey guys, meet my lover friend, Jordyn, she's only staying the night.

by YuuliusCeasar November 23, 2017

imaginary friend

Any used-to-be friendly human idiot who has hurt you in any way, including leaving you out, bitching behind your back, or just generally acting selfishly and not thinking you would notice.

Annie and Laura are my imaginary friends.

*annie and laura text each other leaving person out*

Person walking past: who's that
Person getting left out: who's WHO?

Person 1: those girls sitting next to yo-
Sad person: WAIT, YOU CAN SEE THEM TOO??!!

by ==========________========== August 25, 2017

Fake Friend

A Fake friend is someone who only talks to you when they want something. They will act like your friend while you're around but will take the first chance to snake you out.

Ashton Abramenko is a fake friend because she only talks to me when she wants food

by RAHEEMAKABBR June 15, 2018

Silent Friend

Well, this is a term I came up with meaning if someone joins your MySpace page or whatever social network you use and they just join and not say anything at all to you but yet they want to be your friend.
Makes no kind of sense!

You get a in this case, a MySpace friend request and you add that person and they don't say anything to you at all. That's a Silent Friend.

by jeremyrennerfan April 3, 2009