When a man cums in a girls ear, then places a plastic straw into the ear and blows extremely hard shooting the cum inside her skull and coating her brain with cum
Omg Emily last night with Jason was so fun, we even did the cognitive rubber duck and I can no longer see straight
by JJ________________x October 09, 2021
Mark: "Hey Dav! What're we playing tonight?"
Dav: "You know we're playing duck duck game."
Mark: "Oh yeah! Duck Duck Go!"
Dav: "You know we're playing duck duck game."
Mark: "Oh yeah! Duck Duck Go!"
by Justatraumatizedkiddocoasting December 03, 2019
Leaving leonard to go pound out a girl and never come back.
Peter: I'm leaving g guys sorry
Leonard: I bet it's a mallad duck called
Peter sorry I'll be back.
Peter: I'm leaving g guys sorry
Leonard: I bet it's a mallad duck called
Peter sorry I'll be back.
by Mallad duck March 05, 2016
A mysterious silver-and-black duck found in Lake Erie Near Toronto, Ontario in Canada. The doom duck symbolizes the end of humanity, as well as bad static.
It often dives below the water immediately after being seen, prompting many to be accused of being crazy.
It often dives below the water immediately after being seen, prompting many to be accused of being crazy.
Person One: "What the hell's that?"
Person Two: "Huh?"
Person One: "There! On the water! It's a freakin' Doom Duck! What ever you do, don't touch any doorknobs!"
Person Two: "Dude, I don't see jack. Lay off the acid."
Person Two: "Huh?"
Person One: "There! On the water! It's a freakin' Doom Duck! What ever you do, don't touch any doorknobs!"
Person Two: "Dude, I don't see jack. Lay off the acid."
by The Bobamberon June 01, 2009
Something you call somebody when they first get knew shoes, but you aren't used to seeing them in those shoes, so they kind of look like a duck to you.
by Moisturize_robots June 05, 2024
1. An exclusive bread bearing organization focusing on the subjugation and extermination of male mallards.
2. A bar on Como Lake that plays Girrafic Park on repeat.
2. A bar on Como Lake that plays Girrafic Park on repeat.
by ScarletSavy June 03, 2018
Oh, I'm trying Ron! Believe you-me. That is what this is all about because THIS.... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME.... Could have AT ANY POINT... Turned into MY Mark and Melissa getting murdered in their own home instead of YOURS. And that will continue be the case UNTIL THIS ENDS...
Hym "Oh you had better believe I am trying not to be a sitting duck. I have prevented some of your school shooting. I have prevented some of your suicided. I have put out your fires. I have created you AI. I AM is US national security asset and YOU ARE allowing my brain to be damaged over the pettiness of a charlatan."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2025