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uni youth dad

A dad who is over the age of 35 and still wears matching tracksuits and snapbags like his children.
A uni youth dad is the kind of dad who wears the same clothes as his children or the youth or the world, he tends to wear SnapBacks, matching brand tracksuits and had grey beard and no hair but the SnapBacks cover the hair and you see greys.
by PrincessP11 June 2, 2022
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Dad fast

Adv.

To braaap up the street fast enough to pucker a butthole with excitement, but slow enough to not cause fear.
"Did you see that Subaru Impreza? Dude was going dad fast"
by Beebo&Beebo May 17, 2019
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Charlie's dad

Charlie's dad wakes up in the morning witch a 1cm pice off wood in his pants he goes down stairs to see his kids and accidentally got his daughter pregnant and his son got an other erection when his dads oak wood when's into his earthly bumhole
Charlie's dad has morning wood
by Pugsarefuckingsexy January 26, 2019
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Bar Dad

When a guy comes to the bar every day and drinks alcohol. He helps the bar out when they need help. He is not paid. But, will help with kicking people out, restock beer, gets ice, and helps women switch out kegs.
You see that guy over there. His name is Roger, he's the bar dad. Don't get drunk in here and be obnoxious. He will kick you out!
by Canadian gooose January 13, 2025
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Dad Poem

When several distinctively cheesy Dad Jokes coalesce to form something that is cheesier than the sum of it's parts.
Legend:

Where do the bad rainbows go?

Prism.

They get a light sentence.

It gives them time to reflect.
Awestruck Bystander:

I've never seen Dad Jokes so skilfully combined like this before! You my friend are a Dad and a Poet, so this must be a Dad Poem!
by mrpootatohead July 12, 2023
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Dad

by not chris's dad January 19, 2022
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