Walking My Fish

A classic excuse to use when you don't really feel like doing something.
"Sorry, I can't hang out, I'm walking my fish today"

"Oh no, I forgot to do my homework last night, I was so busy walking my fish"
by Pialinist July 22, 2024
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walking fetus

What a young woman or man calls a preteen
That walking fetus thinks she's (or he's) cool lol.
by I knowledgepeople March 30, 2017
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The Faze Rug Walk

The Faze Rug walk is a certification given to food that tastes good by blatantly walking off into the distance without saying any word.
Noah- Is the pizza The Faze Rug Walk worthy?
Brain- *walks off into the distance without saying anything*
by plxsma February 09, 2023
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Walk Like Gumby

A simple dance from Mahub tha Rapper that requires one to swing your arms like the classic TV show character Gumby.
"Dat boy doin' that Gumby Walk"

"Watch me Walk Like Gumby"

"He got that #stopmotionswag"
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lobster walk

Its the walk you have to make to get a tissue/napkin after you've jizzed in your hand but forgot to have a tissue nearby and you can pull up your underwear without dropping the jizz. So you have a to awkwardly walk to the nearest bathroom or wherever you have a tissue.
Damn it man, I had to lobster walk to the bathroom last night... I gotta stop jerking off so much...
by Kris Patel November 13, 2015
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Pittsburgh Walking Taco

First, lay down a terrible towel as a place mat (this will get messy). Next: take pierogies, cole slaw, and french fries and place them over the testicles. Enjoy!
mmm I can't wait to give Mitch a Pittsburgh Walking Taco!
by PrincessThunderballs September 12, 2015
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