ur mom

ur mom likes me and we made ur brother in front of you while u were sleeping on the couch.

ur mom likes me, and we made ur brother that one night you invited me over to watch a movie. we did it over you while you were sleeping. i came all over you. u thought u pissed urself when u woke up lmfao. i have such a big dick that urdad wants it to hahha.

by ballz_6934 January 4, 2022

ur mom

Yes

ur mom is a dumbass.

by mojitronix January 4, 2022

ur mom

fat

To get Chrome’s highest level of security, put ur mom on the front door

by ghost_speedrun January 5, 2022

ur mom

something completely off topic that makes everything funnier

person 1: hey what’s that persons name again
person 2: ur mom

by xx.sleep.xx January 6, 2022

Ur mom

A talk back that a tiny joke that can use any saying

Person 1: hey do u wan’t to eat with me
Person 2: no ur mom

by Error_no_name1234 January 7, 2022

ur mom

a sexy woman

"ur mom is sexy

by ootem6900 January 8, 2022

Ur mom

January 16

When can we date ur mom

by Dillon58282 January 8, 2022