Goon Trap

‘Goon Trap’ is where you are somewhat attached to social media models/influencers that release NSFW content on certain platforms, where you pay for the content they release that shows teasing content but not the full blown nudity in photos and Videos which you ‘Goon’ to, in hopes more spicy content gets release but never does. Thus you still pay regardless constantly hoping to see full blown content to ‘Goon’ over.

E.g.

Guy 1: Do you remember that influencer from the other day?
Guy 2: What? The one who basically got nothing on but doesn’t show much more?
Guy 1: Yeah I’ve paid for her content for months, I can’t help feeling she’s a ‘Goon Trap’

by Goonageddon December 30, 2025

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New York sewer trap

A dirty swinger move where you hire a cheap hooker, slap a nice dress on her to make her pass as your date, and bring her to a swinger party. The whole point is to bait some clueless husband into pounding the prostitute while you raw-dog his hot wife upstairs. Trading sewer-level pussy for prime married ass.

Mike: Yo, how'd that swinger party go last night?
John: Bro, I ran the ultimate New York sewer trap. dude was all over her, and I spent the night balls-deep in his trophy wife.

by newyorkman January 6, 2026

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Ejacula Trap

Trapped Has 14 seconds

Ejacula Trap.

by somesortofweirdguy January 10, 2026

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Ejacula Trap

The Ejacula Trap is Trapped 14 Seconds.

Ejacula Trap.

by somesortofweirdguy January 10, 2026

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Johnny Trap

A question that is designed to only be asked of a Johnny that poses two, equally unappealing scenarios. The aim is to have the Johnny pick one for your amusement.

Hey Johnny, would you rather have Stone Cold Steve Austin rail you and yell "What?!" with every thrust, or get a rim job from a tiger? Johnny Trap

by ShrewdSauce November 23, 2021

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