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Scottish tea party

A Scottish tea party is the act of placing the cold foot of one's wife betwixt the inner upper thigh of the husband and his sensitive and wholesome members to further the warming of the wife's foot. No other such foot shall ever be allowed for a given husband, once the Scottish Tea Party has been embarked upon, barring infidelity, will forever own completely both feet of said lady or whench, whatever she be. The lady will then be privileged to enjoy the company of a loving arrogant jackass who almost got in a fight at the Corvallis KOA over questions of honor with some rednecks.
One time I had to Scottish Tea Party my brother. We did not talk much after that.
by Dr. G. March 25, 2019
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Pennroyal tea

a hippy herbal abortative. Nirvana wrote a song about it. it never works.
back in the 60's
"dude my girl is preggers!"
"pennroyal tea?"
"great idea dude!
by nirvanas roadie November 6, 2011
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Ice tea

Iced tea (or ice tea1) is a form of cold tea. Though usually served in a glass with ice, it can refer to any tea that has been chilled or cooled. It may be sweetened with sugar, syrup and/or apple slices. Iced tea is also a popular packaged drink and can be mixed with flavored syrup, with multiple common flavors including lemon, raspberry, lime, passion fruit, peach, orange, strawberry, and cherry.

While most iced teas get their flavor from tea leaves (Camellia sinensis), herbal teas are sometimes served cold and referred to as iced tea. Iced tea is sometimes made by a particularly-long steeping of tea leaves at lower temperature (one hour in the sun versus 5 minutes at 180–212 °F/80–100 °C), which is known as sun tea.
Ice tea best drink in the world
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 18, 2019
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Tea

It's a Norwegian name for a girl that's too loud to be around
- Just listen how loud she is, it's so irritating
- Yeah, she must be a Tea
by jorgen123 November 22, 2021
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Clocked her tea

“Clocked her tea” is used in a sentence as a comeback to something mostly in arguments but it’s said by another person
Person 1 “I it’s just a hamster it’s not that big of a deal

Person 2 “ and what would you know about having one??”

Person 3 “clocked her tea rq”
by Heathertowey January 8, 2025
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Tea Sucker

When someone says they are busy or can't talk until you mention you have extremely important gossip, "tea", in which in that moment all of a sudden they have all the time in the world.
Linda is such a tea sucker, she only talks to me when I have drama to share.
by Lab chump 2000 February 8, 2024
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roof tea

The brown liquid that falls from the ceiling when your roof is leaking
Damn dude, we're brewing roof tea by the bucket! Wish it was worth something.
by phecez May 23, 2014
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