sticky tom

A person that is fapping ALL THE TIME, and will go afk while playing video games (rather suspiciously) for at least 20 minutes.

Omfg, xXBubbleGumXx is afk again. He's such a sticky tom.

by shiegolas April 30, 2015

Tom

What an twatbaghole! Loves himself more than anyone ever could, and no one could because he’s vile, boring, shit stirring, violent, manipulative thug!

“Oh hi Tom” “um who are you to talk to me I’m god (apparently)”

by Rmorgen February 5, 2024

Tom and Ray Magliyahtzee

A.k.a., "Flip and Flap, the Clacket Brothers" (named after da sounds made by score-cards and rolling dice). A Jewish fraternal duo whose weekly call-in radio-show featured uproarious verbal exchanges with people wanting advice on how to better their play of da classic cards-and-dice game.

"Well, you've done it again --- you've wasted a perfectly good hour listening to us, Flip and Flap, the Clacket Brothers, otherwise known as Tom and Ray Magliyahtzee. Please take care, we'll see you here again next week, and remember --- don't roll like my brother!"
"And don't roll like MY brother!"

by QuacksO February 19, 2023

Tom's Hardware Store

The coolest fucking place you'll ever go. They sell swords and guns.

"Man, I loved going to Tom's Hardware Store."
"I know man, it was crazy."

by keckothedragon November 6, 2023

Tom Segura Phenomenon

The indescribable requirement to masturbate when on an airplane.

After seeing the overweight woman munch a foot long French baguette while over the Atlantic Ocean, the man was overcome by the Tom Segura phenomenon.

The airplane restroom was diffusely painted with jizz by those overcome by the Tom Segura Phenomenon.

by Mattkaveli October 3, 2022

Tom C

A really hot guy that gets mega pussy and all the bitches love him.

He makes any girl wet when he walks in the room

Girl 1: Wow, that guys so hot
Girl 2: Oh my god, my pussy is so wet right now
Girl 1: Same.
Girl 2: I think its Tom C

by Big Daddy Cock Blocker August 3, 2024

tom holland

tom holland is a super hot British guy he is married to flora Macdonald he has a super cute dog and has been in many very amazing movies most known for spiderman did i mention he's with flora Macdonald

tom holland is very talented and very good look as in HOT AF

by tom holland wife January 24, 2022