Tom Iddon

A guy how picks his own pubes out "just for fun" and dates people who video themselves shitting. He will also have a sister called Charlotte who gets rammed by all his mates cos shes mega fit

Jheez ur being such a tom iddon stop pulling ur pubes out

by Rhys the rapist June 5, 2020

TOM

Girl code for "Time Of Month" meaning she's on period.

Wow TOM really snuck up on me this month.

by YOMYNAMEISSOPHIESNOFLAKE August 1, 2017

Tom

Someone who is obsessed with kiera 🤯

Tom used to b my friend but now he’s obsessed with kiera and doesn’t talk to me anymore 😓

by 69KFC69 March 3, 2019

Tom baum

THE BOOOOOM

hey hes the boooooomb
who Tom baum?
no theres actually a bomb

by eveee November 11, 2011

Tom

Tom is a middle aged, middle class, suburban white dad. He wears cargo shorts and a t shirt, is good at fixing cars, watches sports religiously, is constantly making dad jokes such as: “That’s what she said!” “*insert word here* her? I don’t even know her!” Or “Welp, looks like we’re gonna have to amputate it.” When their kid gets a scrape, is always going to Home Depot, wears aprons with things like “big daddy” on themand enjoys fishing, grilling, and cracking open a cold one. Think Tim Allen from Home Improvement.

Person A: This is my dad
Person A’s Dad: Hi Person B how are you? I can’t talk for long I need to get to Home Depot to buy a new ladder but it’s nice meeting you!
Person B: Dude, your dad is such a Tom.

by bewhfuvi4erk August 5, 2020

tom

biggest attention seeker, he's normally gay, likes it up the bum and he is really annoying

tom: "got totally wasted on the weekend" (only had half a drink)

by gookslayer9000 August 13, 2023

Tom Holland

A really hot British actor that plays spiderman and is literally the cutest thing ever. Pansexuals are also obsessed with him.

" Tom Holland is cute asf"

by cheeseyspicey November 4, 2021