Turtle Ticket

A ticket given to you when you are driving too slow.

If you drive underneath 20 miles per hour, you will get a turtle ticket. This is a highway.

by i8toast April 11, 2013

Trickle-Tickle

The tingling sensation signaling that you reaaaaaaally gotta pee.

John: Hey man, why you walking funny?

James: I got dat trickle-tickle going on, might piss my pants!

by toolsquatch October 9, 2013

Awkward Tickler

The drunk bearded friend that attempts to tickle you, but it just feels like being shanked by ten Lincoln Logs.

Oh man, he just finished his 5th beer... put on the body armor, he's armed with his Lincoln logs! Here comes the Awkward Tickler! "GOOCH-ee-goo!"

by George FP January 1, 2014

Meat Ticket

An old slang term for a soldier's identification tags.

We took his meat ticket before burying him

by MrKnowitLess January 1, 2014

Wet Tickle

When a dog licks a child's face, it is commonly referred to as a "wet tickle"

"Aww the doggie gave me a wet tickle!"

by DustyDanger23 February 27, 2014

corky tickler

When two guys are having sex with one girl, one guy hitting it from the back, one at the front getting a blowjob. Rear guy sticks his thumb in her butt using the fish-hook method, front guy plugs her nose. With their free hand they begin tickling her, in hopes that she sneezes. Or farts.

Rear Guy: me and my dude hit this girl with the corky tickler last night

Joe Snuffy: haha what happened!?

Rear Guy: she sneezed so hard she farted my finger out of her butt

by Tickler10 January 14, 2015

kitten tickler

Clit Tickler

Nice kitten Tickler where did you get it? #Spencer's ;)

by Rise Moon Rose94 January 16, 2015