Boobie Salad 

Boobie (\ˈbü-bē\) (noun)

Salad (\ˈsaləd\) (Noun)

An arrangement, similar to a salad, of boobies in a small ceramic dish and placed on a large pedestal for all to view.

"I love you even more then Boobie Salads!"

Boobie Salad by Ndisario95 March 15, 2015

meat salad 

Having someone lick an asshole during anal sex

my girlfriend totally gave my other girlfriend a meat salad last night...

meat salad by Your meat salad master June 6, 2015

bbq salad

After getting to the bbq you sneak off with your women and some potato salad then pour it all over her snatch and proceed to eat the bbq salad

What did you do this weekend? Me and the missus made a bbq salad.

bbq salad by ThEsTiCkYeSt June 30, 2015

Seismic Salad Toss

The act of BBW women bounding her ass on your tongue in such a rhythmic motion that it looks as though there are seismic waves on the surface of her posterior.

Sentence: "When I Seismic Salad Tossed Tiffany it was like a 9.8 magnitude earthquake on her buttcheeks"

Seismic Salad Toss by GenralGrave July 7, 2015

frosty salad 

When a man ejaculates on a women's pubic hair

"Man, last night I frosty saladed this chick"

frosty salad by thatrandomguythatyouseeonevery October 21, 2015

noodle salad 

The act of numerous men inserting there flaccid penises in one's mouth.

Hey guys give me a noodle salad.

noodle salad by Big dumb animal 2 March 13, 2016

Douche salâde

A douchebag so douché, his fabric is comprised of the douchiest qualities amassed from the douchiest of douchebags. These ingredients together combine to form the ultimate douche: the douche salâde, a douche so douchey that a circumflex was required to capture the full extent of his doucheté.

NB: Not to be confused with douche salad.

Example 1
A: Hey, take a look at that ass wipe over there.
B: I know, right? What a douche salâde!

Example 2
A: Why aren't you pussies drinking yet? It's like 3 PM!
B: Brad, stop being such a douche salâde...

Douche salâde by Caesar Salâde March 17, 2016