Salty Slap Delight

When someone puts salt on a wet napkin then jizzes on it and slaps another person right in the mouth (Boca for spanish people)

Guy 1: "Oh man, i totally just SALTY SLAP DELIGHTED nunzio right in the fucking mouth!"

Guy 2: "Good he looks like tsimfuckis anyway."

by Jiffer McTimberwall September 29, 2011

Lumberjack Hoe Slap

When someone from the Lumberjack community is the victim of some hoe's wrong doing, pours maple syrup in their hand, calls her a douche bag, and double slaps that hoe with their pimp hand dripping with syrup.

Bitch had a nic fit so I gave her the Lumberjack Hoe Slap.

by lumjackin112 May 6, 2011

Slap ass month

You can slap any persons butt

“Hey can I slap your butt
“Yea cuz it’s slap ass month

by Smalldaddy November 10, 2019

Slapping ass month

In October people are allowed to go around slapping people’s ass’s and not get in trouble so girls/guys can slap each others ass’s

“Omg Jake Tyler just slapped my ass” - Anna
“Welp it’s October which means it’s slapping ass month”- Jake

by Gothgirlcliche October 6, 2020

Slap ass month

Slap ass month is in December. I get to slap any girls ass for a month!

Guy;’slaps girls ass’
Girls; why would you do that ?
Guy; it’s slap ass month

by Niggarllyinparis November 24, 2019

glove slap

A synonym for "high five" that is used in baseball. A celebratory gesture.

Cal Ripken made a good play, so I went over and gave him a glove slap.

by ThunderManzi March 25, 2011

Covid Turkey Slap

Due to social distancing, simulating the performance of a traditional Turkey Slap by swinging the penis back and forth, 6 ft away from her face with no physical contact.

While not as physically satisfying as it would be under non-pandemic circumstances, the act of lovingly pseudo-slapping your partner in the face with an erect or semi erect penis is still a coveted tradition especially around Thanksgiving.

My hot cousin came to town for thanksgiving. While i normally would give her a Turkey slap after everyone went to bed, we kept our distance and had to settle for the covid Turkey slap instead. I gave her a little helicopter penis action as well.

by Dick Onchin November 13, 2020