Retardism

People that show signs of retard, but not every time. Flashes of a retard. It’s ism. Not completely, but sometimes.

You suffer from retardism. Symptoms: foggy brain, social discard, jumping out of a perfectly good airplane, sticking bare wires on your tongue, crossing the cross walk on a “don’t walk” sign. DONT WALK!!!!!

by Book of Randy July 26, 2024

retarded

Zg

zg is retarded

by d3yyluvvmee December 13, 2022

Bucket hat retard

The heart of a frat party.

Damn that bucket hat retard is really keeping this party alive.

by xX_bu$$yslayyr69_Xx July 19, 2022

Retarded Stranger

When your buddy was in an accident and loses the use of his arm, you use his dead arm to jerk yourself off because you’re dead inside and it’s the only thing that gets you hard.

Adam was in a motorcycle accident that left him with a dead arm so I used his retarded stranger to blow a massive load in his stuffed crust pizza.

by CaddyRipz February 18, 2024

Retarded

Retarded means slow.

- Was he slow?
- No
- Then he doesn't sound retarded to me. He's a good kid and a devil behind the wheel; what the hell else more do you need to know?

by b-a-b-y August 29, 2017

Globally Retarded

Where your either mentally or physically delayed to the point where you are behind in everyday life (Ex. Trends, Memes, Irl happenings/events), and quite blatantly retarded on a unreachable level. If someone calls you this, you might as well just kill yourself from that grave of an insult.

"Dude, Ryan fr cannot have this bad of reaction time, bro is literally Globally Retarded."

"Bro, Noah is so Globally Retarded, he thought that the hit game Among Us was funny! And he also triggered a National Guard Response! What the fuck dude?"

"Dude, Brian put grandpappy in a goddamn blender, is he that fucking Globally Retarded?"

by sexy hexy II March 4, 2023

Retard

The guy searching up the definition of retard even when he clearly knows it.

"The retard just looked up the definition, funniest shit i've ever seen"

by annoyingguy June 11, 2020