I'm literally just 27 rats writing this. Rats are very good at delivering packages. Rats can move at max speeds of 500mph. They are the second fastest animal on the planet behind the zoomy cat. Rats know everything so you should watch your back. Anyone who likes Ratatouille will be spared.
by BrokeBitch69 January 9, 2021
Get the 27 rats in a trenchcoatmug. He is a disgusting being. He is king of the rats and he loves gay rat porn. He has every disease that ever existed
by Yondroseseses April 12, 2022
Get the Wrate The Rat Kingmug. by Thebiggestofdees68 April 24, 2018
Get the Egyptian Rat Slapmug. The act of covering a naked mole rat in spunk or feces, per preference of the partner, followed by insertion of the mole rat's own feces into a man's anus. The mole rat, then consumed by the desire to eat its own feces, chases the turd into the anus through a glass tube inserted into the man's butthole. While this is happening, said partner screams "YOU MUST CONTAIN THE BEAST" as the other man shrieks with terror and pleasure as the naked mole rat is inside of his anal cavity.
Guy 1: My sister bought a naked mole rat recently. Wanna go try out the Musky Mole Rat?
Guy 2: You are a sick and twisted bastard. Get out of my house!
Guy 2: You are a sick and twisted bastard. Get out of my house!
by The Sticky Varmint March 1, 2014
Get the Musky Mole Ratmug. by taggerung December 1, 2009
Get the Naked Mole Ratmug. by hardrider93 July 22, 2009
Get the Shit House Ratmug. by Chococity May 22, 2007
Get the ghetto ratmug.