my little potato

the best person in the world <3
bestaysssss

he's my little potato

by yaaassssssss queen October 18, 2022

potatoes and molasses

They're warm and soft like puppies in socks filled with cream and candy rocks

Oh potatoes and molasses. If you want some oh just ask us

by Cartoonporn June 20, 2017

Pat potato stuffy

When a tattooed gentleman named pat stuffs you with a potato

Omg last night pat gave me a pat potato stuffy all night.

by Cooperator September 30, 2019

blouse potatoes

boobs

boobs are often called blouse potatoes in new england

by miranda430 July 19, 2009

Potato Jeremys

(noun)

A literal and verbose way of saying fries, usually said by those of rural background.

Cashier: "You want fries with that?"

Customer: *in a high pitched intellectual voice*
"Where I’m from, we call fries Potato Jeremys!"

Cashier: *in an angry voice* "Where the FUCK are you from?!"

by Goot_63 December 23, 2024

Fat Poop Potato

a smoll ugly stupid little boy who cant exercise well or is to sluggish to.

Me: *looks in the mirror* Im such a fat poop potato

by Mr. Beanbottomboi October 15, 2020

Potato on the barrel

The silencer of a gun.

Potato on the barrel, this gun won't make a sound

by splat1234 November 02, 2023