A crazy town

When a poop criminal accompanied by a midget dumps in a public stall then waits for an unsuspecting individual to come along and very slyly gives them a swirly in the pot of shit then has the midget sneak in under the stall and take a shit on their head after flushing. Before they grab a breath of air. Usually a boy midget wrestling champion who was a hired hand.

Unsuspecting individual: Boy that town was a crazy town. Other individual:What happened? Unsuspecting individual:You don't want to know...

by The old world urban dictionary November 1, 2020

Epic Beans Town

The hip way of saying a cool place. This could also be considered the equality of Indian Cultures Nirvana

Mom- Where were you today?
Me- Oh, I was just at Epic Beans Town

by EpicBeansTown June 16, 2019

Old Town Road

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more (Kio, Kio)
I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Ridin' on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the valley
You ain't been up off that porch, now
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Ridin' on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
My life is a movie
Bull ridin' and boobies
Cowboy hat from Gucci
Wrangler on my booty
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I got the

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more

by 1234567890abcdefghij August 10, 2020

Pound town

When a girl asks u to pound her

I miss pound town 🥺

by Wowowkc February 3, 2022

Nash from Pallet town

a very independent lesbian that has TO MANY men simping for her. she really did catch them all. she also likes soccer and without her glasses looks like she has not slept in decades.

"nash from pallet town has a nice ass"
" wow nash from pallet town you're really good at soccer!"
"nash from pallet town nash from pallet town nash from pallet town nash from pallet town"

by bebes_are_delicious June 23, 2021

towns syndrome

A condition in which the subject exhibits irrational amount of skill and knowledge in relation to the town from which they hail.

Example: Bob- "let's just take Main Street?"

Townie: "nah brah, just take college to Adelaide to division to lee to Kelsey. Wanna get high first? I know a guy. "

Bob: "dude you have a serious case of towns syndrome but yea we can et high."

by Alreadyinuse July 10, 2014

h-town

the only city In Texas where we stay loyal to Houston and represent ... Drake has mentioned houstona couple of times and claims he love Houston because we are always live . it is also where queen b is from as know as Beyoncé .

"dude have you heard of h-town" "yea bro Drake has mentioned it a couple of time we should go !!"

by swaggiest redneck around July 4, 2015