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johns hopkins

where everyone who got rejected from harvard, yale, standford, mit, caltech, and princeton goes to college.
"man, rejection day senior year in high school was the worst, except for my acceptance to johns hopkins!"
by a&s '04 December 26, 2005
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John Lennon

A self-righteous asshole who spewed childish bubble gum music and foul blasphemy that his drug-addled fans thought was groovy. Also, Mr. Peace, Love and Understanding left his wife and child for Yoko Ono whom Beatles devotees blame for the fact that the band had run its course.

If you listen to Lennon's ditty "Imagine", you'll find that by the time he's done imagining, he has imagined that nothing exists other than himself. That's the John Lennon philosophy in a nutshell. Of course I am sorry he was murdered, but his failure to rise on the third day was a fitting end.
John Lennon proclaimed himself and his band as "bigger than Jesus", and also predicted that "Christianity will end". Christianity is still here, Lennon is dead as a doornail.
by Canada Street's in the bldg. November 26, 2006
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crapper john

a slang word to use when to refering to anger
crapper john i wet my pants!
by aria vahdani April 6, 2003
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John Kerry

The only man that could ever make me glad Bush won.
Bush may be a total dipshit but John Kerry is a pussy fucktard.
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john kerry

A limousine liberal pollutocrat who wanted to tax YOUR pants off to pay for socialist medicine and free abortions for all soccer moms.

A liberal twit who shoots geese to show he's really a good ol boy at heart. He wants to take away YOUR gun, but not the crips' guns.

A pantywaist who wants all prancing poofters to get married. Then maybe all the little doggies and kitties can get married too. And the horsey set people can marry their horses.
John Kerry is a mush wimp liberal who wants YOUR wallet.
by Cap'n Bullmoose August 18, 2006
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john ross

A large cornfed redneck who takes his job as a pipeliner way to serious. A John Ross is strong enough to hold his own in a fight and ugly enough to crack even the highest quality mirror
Hey Did the inspector comment on that John Ross weld it looked like melted butter
by countrytex84 October 15, 2015
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Future John

a very motivated yet homosexual loser who mows lawns to make money for booze and crack
The Future John will suck dick for coke.
by B Holtz February 8, 2005
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