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patagonia muffin

When you try to create an argument but fall flat on your face
Damn, man that debate was a real patagonia muffin
by owsky123 September 30, 2016
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Stud Muffin

an homo attractive male who couldn't give a F**CK about hetero norms of attraction.
Oh look, there goes Guy, a real stud muffin... he's Joel's new boyfriend!!!
by auntiechristus January 28, 2018
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Steamed muffin

The act of undressing a person and then having sex until your all steamy
Man 1: "Hey guess what i did to my girl yestarday!"
Man 2: "What? :P"
Man 1: "GAVE HER A STEAMED MUFFIN"
Man 2: "NEAT!"
by -DeViOuS- October 30, 2010
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Crab muffin

When a woman has a big bush and crabs
by Nqbbs July 10, 2020
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Easy Muffin

A thin and fragile white woman that others would describe as a “mud shark” or “snow bunny
Oh your know Destiny? She’s such a easy muffin!
by Evilgay February 19, 2022
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Blueberry muffin

Blueberry muffin is a term used that you cut urself so badly u cut ur vein
'____ was in the hospital bc they cut their blueberry muffin if ykwim'
by Lotusss October 31, 2023
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MUFFIN

The muffin keeps wanting me to eat it.
by Manwomanwomanmanman October 12, 2020
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