Cocalico Middle School is the amalgamation of cis boys, gay people, and suicidal children - a hellscape where one shall be bullied no matter who they are, and being anything but able-bodied, cis, hetero, and white will get you made fun of.
by The Second Tea-Spiller at CMS July 8, 2023
Get the Cocalico Middle Schoolmug. by 459395 March 9, 2022
Get the Middle schoolmug. A hell of a place labeled as a “school” where all the kids are either traumatized from other kids or oblivious to how fucking annoying they are. They’re all either obese furries that wear buttplug tails, neo-nazis, sped kids, annoying football and basketball kids, iPad kids, preppy girls or emo. The most interesting thing that happens is when a small fight happens and everyone records it or when the popular guy asks a popular girl to the dance only to dump her a week later. The teachers all fall into a few categories: Obese, woke, old women, pedophile math teachers and hot substitutes. The only interesting thing about this school is the excess of ugly ass haircuts the guys have
Types of kids:
6th grade girls: Think they’re in high school and vape and make TikTok’s in the bathroom
6th grade boys: Retards and football kids
7th grade girls: Hella annoying girls with no personality that are all pick me or emo
7th grade boys: They are the only ones vandalizing the bathroom
8th grade girls: Think they’re hot shit and have a body count of 12
8th grade guys: Pedophiles and neo-nazis
Types of kids:
6th grade girls: Think they’re in high school and vape and make TikTok’s in the bathroom
6th grade boys: Retards and football kids
7th grade girls: Hella annoying girls with no personality that are all pick me or emo
7th grade boys: They are the only ones vandalizing the bathroom
8th grade girls: Think they’re hot shit and have a body count of 12
8th grade guys: Pedophiles and neo-nazis
by Schoolhater69420 February 22, 2024
Get the Sherwood Middle School (SMS)mug. North desoto middle school is the best middle school in the district and there best players on the 7th grade team is Ej Taylor, Miller Warren, Bryce evans and they also have a 8th grade team that is also good to and there best player on 8th grade team is Luke delifield, Larrion broken berry and more.
North desoto middle school is the best middle school in the district and there best players on the 7th grade team is Ej Taylor, Miller Warren, Bryce evans and they also have a 8th grade team that is also good to and there best player on 8th grade team is Luke delifield, Larrion broken berry and more.
by North desoto November 21, 2021
Get the North desoto middle schoolmug. A nice school with great teachers but some of the most sassy & annoying human beings.
Walking down the hallway you will see a combination of jocks, furrys, LGBTQ people, and regular people who are all weird and piss you off.
Walking down the hallway you will see a combination of jocks, furrys, LGBTQ people, and regular people who are all weird and piss you off.
Dude 1: Where dya go?
Dude 2: Risdon Middle School
Dude 1: Damn, thats tough. Your schools hella nice though
Dude 2: Risdon Middle School
Dude 1: Damn, thats tough. Your schools hella nice though
by bzbbaybwufey hb9y June 1, 2022
Get the Risdon Middle Schoolmug. You want to watch out for kids like Brody, which will throw a ball 100mph during dodgeball that will go down your throat, and out your-
You also want to watch out for Cesar. “memephail”… sorry just old habits.
Oh and don’t forget Shanty, he’ll hit you will that “Shanty-tax”
And Austin is very young kid, the youngest out of most of the six-graders. Austin is very good in percussion and playing piano, you don’t want to challenge him.
Oh and Linkin, uhh-
Here’s some other OP students:
-Leland, otherwise considers as “Coconut” from his head shape.
-Kash
-And more I personally don’t want to list
Continuing on, you also want to be very kind and polite and kind to the teachers, or else just the very slightest bit of disrespect will get you 80 days of ISS.
You also want to watch out for Cesar. “memephail”… sorry just old habits.
Oh and don’t forget Shanty, he’ll hit you will that “Shanty-tax”
And Austin is very young kid, the youngest out of most of the six-graders. Austin is very good in percussion and playing piano, you don’t want to challenge him.
Oh and Linkin, uhh-
Here’s some other OP students:
-Leland, otherwise considers as “Coconut” from his head shape.
-Kash
-And more I personally don’t want to list
Continuing on, you also want to be very kind and polite and kind to the teachers, or else just the very slightest bit of disrespect will get you 80 days of ISS.
by JustSomeRandomChild September 8, 2023
Get the Post Oak Middle Schoolmug. Random ass middle school located in Grove City, Ohio, where all the girls get in fights and spout a bunch of drama. Not to mention, every single Beulah sports team sucks. They always get beat by Jackson Middle School. Did I mention the fights? Although behind all of that, basically all of the kids are either gifted, and smart as hell, or just slow.
“Twin which school you go to”
“Shii twin, I go to Beulah Park Middle School…”
“Damn bro, that really sucks, I feel bad.”
“Thanks bro.”
“Shii twin, I go to Beulah Park Middle School…”
“Damn bro, that really sucks, I feel bad.”
“Thanks bro.”
by chibiko August 13, 2025
Get the Beulah Park Middle Schoolmug.