j-lawed

related to jennifer lawrence,it is if you trip over infront of a large group, crowd and audience

ha, he j-lawed

by It's true by the way April 14, 2017

Girlfriend law

The girlfriend law- Ones boyfriend is legally obligated to tell their girlfriend when and why they are not ok, which then the girl shall proceed to give hugs and kisses(or other COVID safe options) until the boyfriend is 100% cured of ALL life problems.

Girlfriend “hey are you ok”
Boyfriend “well I can’t get away from the girlfriend law it’s illegal, no I’m not”
Girlfriend *hugs, kisses(COVID safe actions) “better?”
Boyfriend “yes!”

by Jimmy knows November 3, 2020

Murphy's Law of Foul-Weather Gear

"If you 'prepare for the worst' by bringing along extra jackets/gloves, an umbrella, etc., then the skies will be sunny and mild all the time you're 'out 'n' about'. But if you decide to leave all that stuff behind at home and set out on your trip in just your ordinary street-clothes, there'll be a bleepin' MONSOON or HURRICANE!

The morning started out kinda overcast and nippy, so I brought an umbrella, thick hoodie-jacket, and gloves with me when I set out to run some errands around town. Well, naturally, once I got a fair distance from home and thus I didn't wanna traipse all the way back to put everything away again, the sun came out and the day got really warm, and so I was just feverishly lugging all that extra stuff around with me for nothing... classic case of "Murphy's Law of Foul-Weather Gear", I guess.

by QuacksO May 18, 2019

Turner's Law

Every electronics lab task, no matter how small, will always eat up an entire day.

"It's 7:00 and we only just managed to solder the new diode on this device."
"Classic case of Turner's Law."

by nujuat February 12, 2021

granduncle-in-law

1- Grandaunt's husband.
2- Spouse's granduncle.

My granduncle-in-law is a good person.

by Gerald128 April 7, 2021

JULIANNA/PABLO LAW OF LOVE

Proven by multiple peer reviews and proven to be statistically significant the Julianna/Pablo Law of Love is now recognized by the scientific community.

“Julianna loves Pablo more than Pablo loves Julianna under all conditions”

Julianna loves Pablo more due to the Julianna/Pablo Law of Love

by Mugrat May 1, 2025

first-cousin-once-removed-in-law

1- First-cousin-once-removed's spouse.
2- Spouse's first-cousin-once-removed.

first-cousin-once-removed-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024