I'm tits

Nomenclature that was popular in the Hollywood entertainment scene
Ca 1980s-1990s. Basically
The pinnacle of egotism and self aggrandizement. The latter day equivalent of I'm the shit. Think avec moi Le deluge after me.the flood

Agent to aspiring producer-ive got you up for 1st bill executive producer on clitbusters 3
Think you can handle it? Aspiring produce r; you kidding? I'm tits.man! I'm tits!

by 4realazitgits March 16, 2021

I'm Not Gay

When someone tries to explain that they aren't a faggot but they are indeed a faggot.

Logan: "I'm not gay, I swear!"
Tucker: "You literally sent 50 gay porn videos to me."
Logan: "That's because it's funny!"

by Plumbus Flarp December 11, 2023

I'm all dick and bones

Means, that the guy is slim with a big dong, as in he's hardly fat!

You're slim aren't you?

Yeah, I'm all dick and bones.

by Biggy D' October 19, 2023

I'm you.

where you go i go, what you see i see, i know i'd never be me without the security of your loving arms keeping me from harm

me: I'm you.

bro: man stfu yo ass aint itadori

by .Soul_Survivor February 23, 2024

I'm fat

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by Funnymanyaa July 14, 2021

I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA

It means that you're on your way to take a jerk. Instead of openly saying that you want to jerk off, this is a way for parents to hopefully not understand, which reduces the chance of them catching you jerking off.

"Guys, will be back soon, I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA"

by Bokskogen July 28, 2022

i'm not okaay but i am ogay

when you raen't okaay but you are ogay
person who isn't okay but they're lgbtq adn they are ogay

i'm not okaay but i am ogay

by im not okay but i am ogay May 25, 2022