by VeiledLife February 25, 2010
Get the Anyways Friend mug.A friend at heart, but provides sexual favors in return for a loyal friendship. A lover friend knows his/her role, understanding they are indeed a step over the line of a "fuck buddy" but not anywhere near a boyfriend or girlfriend. A lover friend cannot give or receive gifts for a holiday, birthday, or any other special occasion, but is allowed to give out free sex whenever he or she pleases. Your lover friend should not have feelings for you, and if they do they are wasting their time.
by YuuliusCeasar November 23, 2017
Get the Lover Friend mug.Any used-to-be friendly human idiot who has hurt you in any way, including leaving you out, bitching behind your back, or just generally acting selfishly and not thinking you would notice.
Annie and Laura are my imaginary friends.
*annie and laura text each other leaving person out*
Person walking past: who's that
Person getting left out: who's WHO?
Person 1: those girls sitting next to yo-
Sad person: WAIT, YOU CAN SEE THEM TOO??!!
*annie and laura text each other leaving person out*
Person walking past: who's that
Person getting left out: who's WHO?
Person 1: those girls sitting next to yo-
Sad person: WAIT, YOU CAN SEE THEM TOO??!!
by ==========________========== August 25, 2017
Get the imaginary friend mug.That sweet spot of the Venn Diagram between a trusted loyal best friend and the fun times favorite friend (the one you want to spend time with). While the best friend may be who you go to for problems or support or comfort they may not be your first choice on a Saturday booze run. While on the other hand your favorite friend would be the ones you hang out with for good times, they tend to be gossipy and not good with secrets. So the clitoral friend is the sweet sweet mixture of both of these and far superior to either by comparison.
Person 1 "While I do have people I consider best friends and all that, I usually just go by favorite friends, best friends are not necessarily favorites, or sane."
Person 2 "So where am I?"
Person 1 "The sweet spot of the Venn Diagram."
Person 2 "The Clitoris?"
Person 1 "Precisely, you are my Clitoral Friend"
Person 2 "So where am I?"
Person 1 "The sweet spot of the Venn Diagram."
Person 2 "The Clitoris?"
Person 1 "Precisely, you are my Clitoral Friend"
by g4ost August 21, 2009
Get the Clitoral Friend mug.a person who one distinguishes as someone they are very close to, one they can trust, and one with whom they have fun. It can be considered that a person may have up to three best friends, or may also include a group of three best friends. Therefore, "best" does not just mean only one, and is used as a superlative to express hierarchy. Furthermore, allowing for the song from the comedic film, "The Hangover", to be played and have intrinsic meaning.
We're the three best friends that anybody could have..
by 3B3stFr13nds December 4, 2010
Get the Best Friend mug.Someone you can tell her/him about the most stupid things you've done, and don't feel like a real idiot. You should be able to keep that secret sharing for long.
me to my best friend: u cannot believe what a fun i had last night, i needed to pee but we were having sex with Ted and he didn't let me go..... and well... guess what, i peed on him!
by Shzz September 16, 2009
Get the best friend mug.A Fake friend is someone who only talks to you when they want something. They will act like your friend while you're around but will take the first chance to snake you out.
by RAHEEMAKABBR June 15, 2018
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