a person who sells you on overpriced hardware with overpriced software, which none of your friends have any idea how to fix when it goes wrong, so you have to rely solely on the person who recommended the mac to you, who's normally too busy to provide support. Written from personal experience, friend's experiences, and also, I work tech support, and supporting customers who's friends told them a Macintosh was better and are never around when they have problems.
Well, my mac friend said these are great computers. I can't get a hold of him. How do you set up Mac Mail / Entourage?
by one_black_chocobo November 11, 2008
Get the Mac friend mug.That sweet spot of the Venn Diagram between a trusted loyal best friend and the fun times favorite friend (the one you want to spend time with). While the best friend may be who you go to for problems or support or comfort they may not be your first choice on a Saturday booze run. While on the other hand your favorite friend would be the ones you hang out with for good times, they tend to be gossipy and not good with secrets. So the clitoral friend is the sweet sweet mixture of both of these and far superior to either by comparison.
Person 1 "While I do have people I consider best friends and all that, I usually just go by favorite friends, best friends are not necessarily favorites, or sane."
Person 2 "So where am I?"
Person 1 "The sweet spot of the Venn Diagram."
Person 2 "The Clitoris?"
Person 1 "Precisely, you are my Clitoral Friend"
Person 2 "So where am I?"
Person 1 "The sweet spot of the Venn Diagram."
Person 2 "The Clitoris?"
Person 1 "Precisely, you are my Clitoral Friend"
by g4ost August 21, 2009
Get the Clitoral Friend mug.Someone you can tell her/him about the most stupid things you've done, and don't feel like a real idiot. You should be able to keep that secret sharing for long.
me to my best friend: u cannot believe what a fun i had last night, i needed to pee but we were having sex with Ted and he didn't let me go..... and well... guess what, i peed on him!
by Shzz September 16, 2009
Get the best friend mug.verb. to friend someone you don't know on Facebook because you know someone important to them (girlfriend, sibling, etc.)
by creepfriended April 24, 2011
Get the Creep friend mug.a person who one distinguishes as someone they are very close to, one they can trust, and one with whom they have fun. It can be considered that a person may have up to three best friends, or may also include a group of three best friends. Therefore, "best" does not just mean only one, and is used as a superlative to express hierarchy. Furthermore, allowing for the song from the comedic film, "The Hangover", to be played and have intrinsic meaning.
We're the three best friends that anybody could have..
by 3B3stFr13nds December 4, 2010
Get the Best Friend mug.Don't treat their best friends like dirt. And don't make up stories, talk behind their backs, jump to conclusions about everything, back stab or ridicule. Before you judge your said best friend look at yourself and see where you are going wrong. 'Best friend' are not just two words to be used lightly, it is a commitment.
by plsdntbjudgnudntevenknome September 1, 2010
Get the Best Friends mug.Well, this is a term I came up with meaning if someone joins your MySpace page or whatever social network you use and they just join and not say anything at all to you but yet they want to be your friend.
Makes no kind of sense!
Makes no kind of sense!
You get a in this case, a MySpace friend request and you add that person and they don't say anything to you at all. That's a Silent Friend.
by jeremyrennerfan April 3, 2009
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