soft boiling an egg

Soft boiling an egg ~ code for beating ones dick, or masturbating with ones penis.

I can't talk right now, soft boiling an egg. Talk later.

by Skylark838 September 25, 2018

Inverted scotch egg

A turd with a diarrhea coating that expels very rapidly and usually splashes your ass.

I just dropped an inverted scotch egg and spent the last 10 minutes wiping my ass.

by Harvey Prince May 29, 2021

Egg

One of the most popular form of child to eat

I eat egg

by PheonixFursUwU June 1, 2020

Hand in the egg toolbox

A phrase to describe feeling embarrassed or stupid in a situation

They laughed at me, so I stood there like I had my hand in the egg toolbox...

by keebey November 25, 2019

steakon and eggs

Steak bacon and eggs for breakfast, normally consumed by fat gunshop owners

"Andy is so fat he thinks he invented steakon and eggs"

by cdjp84 June 21, 2021

Scotch Egg

A woman who begs for anal because she is crazy and/or constipated

Betty must be backed up because she wants me to give her a Scotch Egg

by TeaBagginsMcGee March 29, 2024

Egg

Squishy

“Oi squishy you egg”

by DevilsCreation April 21, 2019