David

A conservative male who who shits in the burger king parking lot at 4am

Homie 1: what are you doing bro?

Homie 2: im pulling a david bro what else does it look like?

by Sjsjjzbxbzbsna November 23, 2021

David

Some David's are cool, while others are assholes

Hey are you a David?
A good David or an asshole David?

by Eric Mendozo December 16, 2021

David

1. A man who looks like a turtle and acts like a dumbass.
2. Big asf but acts like a pussy and will snitch on people especially if their name is Damion.
3. Claims to talk to hella bitches.

1. Did u see that turtle,he’s such a David.
2. David took my bitches. 😔😔

by smoking the uncle mark pack 🚬🚬 May 08, 2022

david

asshole

u see kalis brother david he has anger issues and is an asshole

by neieneja June 25, 2022

David

To leave for a long period of time.

Pulling a David.
My sister pulled a David and came back 3 months later

by Negative-#9801 September 20, 2022

David

David is a fatty and he is matejas bitch

When david talks you just say shut up fatty

by Matejaberic January 25, 2022

David

Someone who still has so much positive things on urban dictionary yet he’s probably a dick to his best friends

Omg look it’s David! He seems so nice!
Nah he’s such a bitch to me.

by Noteclairshush. June 23, 2022