A dance, similar to the mashed potato dance, but used by young women who think a wank is a type of dance. To do the dance, you simply smack your fists on top of each other.
Sara: Hey, you wankin'?
Sion: Um..No. I'm doing the mashed potato dance.
Sara: Aren't they like..the same thing?
Sion: You're wank, you know that?
Sara: Yup! *Begins to do The Wank Dance*
Sion: Um..No. I'm doing the mashed potato dance.
Sara: Aren't they like..the same thing?
Sion: You're wank, you know that?
Sara: Yup! *Begins to do The Wank Dance*
by The Wiggles kids August 24, 2012
Get the The Wank Dancemug. When you’re really attracted to your friend but not compatible to date, the middle ground between the one-night stand and the true love-making aka “ride-and-bride”is known as a “romance and friend-dance”.
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I don’t think it’s a good idea we date, so what do you say we just “romance and friend-dance” instead at my place?
by candiedbones November 8, 2021
Get the Romance and Friend-Dancemug. by Nachtein February 14, 2012
Get the one-legged dancemug. When the size of the turd exceeds the allotted space within the toilet bowl. When trying to flush the object, it merely darts around the hole not continuing it's journey.
"Damn dude, I had a serious Dancing Lance last night. It took about four flushes before it finally went down."
by toastedfresh October 26, 2017
Get the Dancing Lancemug. "Did you see that turtle in the river?"
"No."
"Hang on and i'll try to get him to move..."
(Slides, and SPLASH...Arms flaling, legs kicking in a most disturbing manner, look on face priceless)
"Ooooo! Aaaah! Coooold!...Hey, where's the turtle?"
"Um, I don't think he liked your 'River Dance'!"
"No."
"Hang on and i'll try to get him to move..."
(Slides, and SPLASH...Arms flaling, legs kicking in a most disturbing manner, look on face priceless)
"Ooooo! Aaaah! Coooold!...Hey, where's the turtle?"
"Um, I don't think he liked your 'River Dance'!"
by Adybug April 1, 2010
Get the River Dancemug. "we dont need permission to dance" a line by BTS's song 'permission to dance', which means nothing can ever stop you from dancing even if seokjin says dont dance super tuna, why? because we dont need permission to dance
JIN created a new post ! : no guys dont dance super tuna... bu we dont need permission to dance, right?
by minstradamusd December 16, 2021
Get the permission to dancemug. Boy 1: Hey you have to give me a lap dance!
Girl 1: Why?
Boy 1: Because its lap dance december!
Girl 1: Oh! Ok you can Get a lap dance.
Girl 1: Why?
Boy 1: Because its lap dance december!
Girl 1: Oh! Ok you can Get a lap dance.
by Jean Philip November 4, 2020
Get the Lap Dance Decembermug.