by pitchblackpussydestroyer22 November 23, 2021
Get the Chris Cmug. The residual physical effects after meeting a Chris. The intensity of such an experience, exceeds the standard human bandwidth, therefore, leaving one, with lingering pleasurable pain in turn adding confusion and causing many to be “stuck”. It quickly subsides, and then the “woke” sets in, it is realized that they just encountered a whole-ass Chris-slapped episode. No known long term effects have been reported. Continue enjoying the benefits of meeting new Chris’s, the event only occurs upon initial introduction. Dizziness, vomiting, drooling and explosive diarrhea have been the only short term side effects that have been reported. We didn’t take ALL the reports, but, the ones we collected data from, there was only permanent damage to maybe 1 or 2 people. We are working on a multi side-effect riddled vaccine that has a success rate, currently being estimated near or close to like18%. In the interim, maybe take some self defense classes assholes?! Take some responsibility for yourself, we have given you a highly probable scenario regarding this new fad some influencer hexed us with through tarot readings into a microphone while whispering and tapping gently and there was some purring. So, knowledge is key, figure out what works best for you.
Katie was called into her bosses office, upon arriving late for her shift. She was asked to explain the reason for her tardiness. The moment Katie finished the first sentence out of her mouth “well, you know I Uber to work, and I didn’t realize until AFTER we had departed from my pick up location, that my driver turned to look back at me and introduced himself as CHRS”!
Her boss IMMEDIATELY jumped to comfort her and assess any symptoms that are common, among the Chris-slapped community.
Her boss IMMEDIATELY jumped to comfort her and assess any symptoms that are common, among the Chris-slapped community.
by Ladyj222 February 16, 2024
Get the Chris-slappedmug. Hottest Man you will ever meet kind to everyone and always includes everyone. athletic baseball football soccer basketball boy he does it all 😂 great boyfriend daring amazing roller blading teacher super sweet ❤️😘🥵
Chris is my boyfriend
by Mriss April 17, 2022
Get the Chrismug. 
When you're too heavy and get stuck in the water slide, causing an awkward, frustrating delay as you try to move but can't.
by YungMan81125 June 21, 2025
Get the Chris Milleredmug. IF I HAVE 5 CURLY WURLYS AND I SAY LOOK GYALS I HAVE % CURLY WURLLYS FOR 90p ALL 5 GIRLS WILL WANT MY CURLY WURLY
MOLLY I WORK AS A DELIVERY DRIVER YEAH OF GOODS SO I WORK FOR AMAZON
MOLLY I WORK AS A DELIVERY DRIVER YEAH OF GOODS SO I WORK FOR AMAZON
by anonymous May 10, 2024
Get the chris the curly wurlymug. Known as "The Wizard", "Le Champion", "The Painmaker", etc. He is a former All Elite Wrestling World Champion, and has won titles in other companies as well, such as WWE and New-Japan Pro Wrestling. He runs the group known as Jericho Appreciation Society.
by Gardi. September 20, 2022
Get the Chris Jerichomug.