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chris rocked 

when you get slapped so hard that you are stunted usually after making a j.i. jane joke
you got chris rocked my guy

Chris Chae 

One that doesn't make sense.

Nothing about him/she/it makes sense because everything makes sense.
i.e. identity, part of he/she/it's body, etc.

Many refer to this kind as "chrischaeology"
Chris Chae by imakealotofsense April 9, 2022

Chris Tashman 

A beautiful person that likes hookah. Gels his hair with at least 14 bottles. If it’s a cold night, that means it’s a Timberland night 🔥 if it’s in the summer, its jorts night. A bearded legend in the making, it’s Chrish Tashman.
Wow, you’re such a Chris Tashman!
Chris Tashman by CJALTASHAMN April 10, 2022

Chris Rocked it 

verb - to display grace and focus while under assault.
Man, that chick went Will Smith on me! But I kept it together. Got the job done. Totally Chris Rocked it.
Chris Rocked it by DJ Ron Shaft April 12, 2022

Chris Wallace 

(n)(1) a dubious career move, particularly one that results in unintentional unemployment and public embarrassment
(n)(2) a person who commits (1)
"Hey, if you're going to quit your job, you might as well make it worthwhile and tell the whole world just what you think of your former employer. Yeah, go full Chris Wallace on them!"
Chris Wallace by Mal Feasance April 21, 2022

Chris cherian 

Oh yea you know that chris cherian fella, stupid paki