Bond Burger

Other definitions are missing the fact that the picture typically shown is the 6th actor to play James Bond and a number 9 off a fast food menu. So to bond burger isn't just to have sex it's to perform 69

I totally Bond Burgered your mom last night

by PizzaRhino December 2, 2025

Spud burger

When you ejaculate between two thick ass cheeks, then slowly peel them apart so it resembles cheese in-between to hamber patties.

I met this girl at the gym, took her home and gave her the good ol' spud burger. she loved loved it!

by Hikaru_22 December 6, 2025

Basil Burger

A statement or remark made by a person that is illogical, nonsensical, or nonsensical due to a lack of thoughtful consideration or understanding. Typically, the phrase is used to describe something said in the heat of the moment or without any rational processing.

"You know, that guy just said we should drive to the moon because it's closer than the grocery store. What a total Basil Burger."

by The Verbiary Dictionary December 27, 2025

Backyard Burger

The backyard burger is an unconventional sex act. First step, you've gotta get your dick all cheesy with foreskin cheese. Let it crust, and don't wash it for weeks. Next, get a consenting woman on her period, and have intercourse in your backyard. When you finish, you've completed the backyard burger: cheesy meat, mayo, and ketchup in the buns. If you prefer, feel free to sprinkle in some grass. And there's your backyard burger.

Man 1: Me and my gf had a fire backyard burger last night.

Man 2: Oh really? What do you put in it?
Man 1: An unwashed penis

by big dihh randy December 31, 2025

Ass Burgers

Street food smuggled via the ass into prison.

These Ass Burgers sure are tasty, but they're much greasier than I remember.

by OJ Skrimpson January 8, 2026

Fifi Burger

When you go to McDonalds and order a Big Mac with no sauce, then go home and use the burger as a fifi. You use your ejaculate as the sauce and feed it to Blucus.

Hey Blucus, I just got back from McDonalds and got a fifi Burger for you!

by Fragrance Fag January 16, 2026

doing a burger

To spew all over the place in a wild manner.

Hey look at that person..... they are doing a burger!

by Secret October 9, 2003