blow and go

When a woman you met on the internet finally has about 30 minutes of time when her roommates are gone and has been promising to get you off, but she does not have time for sex.

"Hey, my stupid roommate is gone for a little bit. You up for a blow and go?"

by SuperLuminalOne January 24, 2024

blowing wet leaves

The act of performing fellatio on a flaccid penis; seemingly as futile as using a leaf blower on wet leaves.

The hooker was blowing wet leaves for 30 minutes and her john still couldn't get a hard-on.

by Bloody Plow October 19, 2017

Don’t blow me

When someone is about to make you spazz

Her: Yo dick small
Me: Cuh don’t blow me

by The0fficial_.pj January 30, 2023

Blowing candles

Letting all your homies take turns filling you full of used rubbers after finishing running a train on you.

We had beef but he let us blow candles and ended up swallowing most of our beef after blowing candles

by ILoveUSean February 29, 2024

Blowing ShitKisses

Farting or blowing kisses from anus

He was blowing shitkisses that wreaked of Popcorn

by Ccasando March 17, 2019

Rick blowed

When you are blowed beyond all comprehension. Super stoned

Eric: I'm fried
Trevor: Yeah, I'm Facked
Nick: Bro, I'm blowed beyond all comprehention
Connor: Rick blowed
Eric, Nick, Trevor: Daaamn

by twitter:connor.jewett October 21, 2016

skigity blow

Something equivalent or equal to the bomb.

That party was skigity blow last night.

by Urkbazerk August 15, 2017