Baby necking

When someone is so tired, drunk, faded, or a combination of the following, they have an extremely hard time keeping their head upright and continually bobble their head.

Damn kid, you were so faded last night you were straight baby necking

by Mike-E Danger December 21, 2016

Slender Baby

When an infant, preferably 1-3 years, just stands there from a distance and watches you.

They will be incredibly silent as they watch from the shadows of your hallway and peek through the slit of your barely closed door until you notice them.

My niece scares the crap out me when she just stands behind my door and watches me as I'm on the computer. She stands there in the shadows of my dim hallway quiet as fuck and occasionally slowly opens my door, it only makes it worse that my nephew got into that shit too and they basically reenact the fucking shining. I keep telling both of them to stop being a slender baby.

by Forever Incognito September 5, 2015

relationship baby

When a relationship is 9 months old, the actual relationship has developed from conception in the early stages (honey moon stage). To a fully grown and born baby that’s joined 2 people to a serious and long term partnership.

Anna: how long have you and James been together?
Zoe: 9 months

Anna: you guys have a relationship baby then.

by Seamoases February 3, 2018

Fart Baby

A baby born after a man ejaculates into a womens anus and after the women farts out some of the cum and the cum drips into her vagina

Damn i feel really bad for Liam, his mom just told him he was a fart baby

by Fox Fur January 29, 2021

stinky baby

a stinky baby is simply someone in your friend group who either acts immaturely when it comes to din dinns or beddy baws, or someone who always complains.

You should always react to a stinky baby by saying "Waaaaaaaa" to mock them for being a stinky baby

Person 1 - "That Glenn character is such a Stinky Baby, is he really going to bed at 9pm?"
Glenn- "I'M NOT A STINKY BABY SHUT UP SHUT UP STOP NOOOO IM NOT A BABY!!"
Person 1- "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"!

by Fuck the Tories haha February 16, 2020

On baby feet

Used instead of on god derived from baby Jesus so basically when saying on baby feet you are saying on baby Jesus feet

I just got a new car and that hoe nice asf on baby feet

by Jaheim cyntrell March 4, 2022

Blame it on baby

The album that cured everyone’s depression in 2020

Person 1: Yo did you hear about Blame it on baby? I don’t want to kill someone anymore!

by Jamesonfenway April 17, 2020