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bad news bears

in the process of receiving, or just after hearing, unfortunate information this statement may be appropriate or necessary
Friend 1: I was walking past your house the other day, and I saw your wife was presenting herself to me... anyway i ended up breaking most of your furniture in the ensuing lovemaking.
Friend 2: What?!?! I loved that furniture, and that whole wife thing is pretty bad news bears too.
by tibbs-the-great February 21, 2019
mugGet the bad news bearsmug.

bears vs babies

"hey, you want to play bears vs babies?"
"yeah! let's eat some children!"
by a space lobster March 2, 2021
mugGet the bears vs babiesmug.

Gert bear squatter

Some type of creature half bear half squatter probably dangerous . Mostly comes out when your drunk or high as fuck
Look there's a Gert bear squatter in the woods
by Shedyboyracer June 11, 2019
mugGet the Gert bear squattermug.

We Baby Bears

A show on Cartoon Network that premiered in 2022. It is about three bear brothers who like to go on exciting adventures as toddlers.
It is a spin-off prequel of the animated series We Bare Bears, which was created by Daniel Chong. Produced by Cartoon Network Studios. The rating of this tv series is TV-Y7. (Just like the original We Bare Bears) The adorable young bears get kicked out of their apartment after a few misunderstandings. However, the bear brothers do have a magical cardboard box which can transport them anywhere.
Man, I can’t believe We Baby Bears is on air right now. I miss the original We Bare Bears.
by Koria Cousley December 29, 2022
mugGet the We Baby Bearsmug.

care bear stare

When you have a care bear stuffed animal and it stares at you with its big cute eyes.
by lala April 16, 2004
mugGet the care bear staremug.

care bear stare

When you bend over, grab both ass cheeks and pull them apart, revealing your gaping ass cavity and showing it to an unsuspecting victim.

This has a similar effect on people as the care bear stare from the actual care bears and immobilizes the affected persons however fierce vomiting are a added effect.
I gave 'em the care bear stare, Jehovahs witnesses have'nt visited me since.

"Why is amber vomiting?" "Oh i just gave her a care bear stare
by spicymchaggis90 July 29, 2011
mugGet the care bear staremug.

Polar Bear Sex

Having sex when its too cold to take your dressing gown off, but you have to make sure its rough loving (Stay in character)
Josh You want to have sex?

Sally No its too cold!!

Josh Rarrrr, oh yeah baby!......Polar Bear Sex!

Alex Is it necessary that you do this on top of me?
by Bear-cub December 31, 2010
mugGet the Polar Bear Sexmug.

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