butt trickery

When you are taking and dump and then you think you've finished so you go to wipe but then you have to poop more. Also when you are having a hard time taking a dump so you pretend to wipe to trick your butt.

After eating all that cheese I was having a hard time crapping so I used some standard butt trickery.

by Feltank December 6, 2013

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Pure Butt

Someone who doesn't wash their ass.

That new girl in my class got some bad body order and a pure butt.

by Pure Butt November 28, 2019

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Butt mknugget

What a sista calls an ass hole.

Omfg,you butt mknugget! You punched him in the face?!

by Offs my dudes March 16, 2019

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Musical Butts

When a bunch of dudes stand in the middle of a circle back to back and around the edge of the circle there are women with their bare asses pointing toward cluster of dudes. The men spin in a circle while music is playing, and when the music stops the men all try to start having anal sex with one of the girls. The guy who doesn't get to a girl gets knocked out, and the last man standing wins.

"Bro, wanna get together with the gang tonight?"
"Eh, I don't know..."
"C'mon, we'll play musical butts!"
"Oh, well in that case count me in!"

by The Foreskin Phantom April 14, 2014

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butt junk

when things that aren’t poop or farts come out of your butt.

examples: hair, lint, toilet paper, or skin.

fat ol’ bob had some butt junk last night. he was itching his ass when he woke up, and pulled out a nice long hair. it’s weird, because he has extremely short hair. after lunch he went to take a nice piss, and a fart came out. he wiped his ass, and there was lint on the toilet paper. he left the restroom and had a nice ass itch, so he pulled down his pants, and there was toilet paper in his butt. he had a bean burrito with a nice soft taco, and took a nice shit. when he was in the bathroom, he found a small piece of skin in his underwear! go bob!

by omgitsme23 June 14, 2018

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