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5-Star Glaze

To cum in your hand and drive by slap someone across the face with said jazz hand.
Yeah I got back at Ricky last night on my way back home, I hit him with a 5-Star glaze.
by YeGoose September 29, 2025
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5 to 6 top

A overlap of tarmac road above a largely used motorway or dual carriageway.
Jesus! Have you seen the 5 to 6 top?
by edward gaming September 2, 2022
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5 Banners

Want to go to 5 Banners?
Yeah sure why not!
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5/21/2002

The Sewer Incident

Local man goes missing in sewer.
Video camera found covered in oil.
Police have not released footage.
What happened 5/21/2002
. . .
by Ack! I'm chocking May 21, 2021
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5 Foot Fanny

Typically a Jason McKenzie or Trent McMahon type character. Often found pussy footing around the sesh cause they’re “whipped”
A Jason McKenzie A.K.A a 5 Foot Fanny was found tied to the bed being repeatedly whipped by his misses while Trent McMahon proceeds to keep the tiles clean and look after the kids at the mercy of the one they name “Jess”.
by Jason’s Dad December 5, 2020
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Shaggy Rogers Hp:5

Full Name: Norville "Shaggy Shoppa" Rogers Hp:5

A man that is no ordinary Rogers. He requires you to send him an image so he can rate it. His main line is "Send me an image." But, with the power of his HP levels, he turns it into stars. It goes from 0 to 5. He is a very powerful being, but he doesn't actually have 5 HP. He has any amount he desires to have. He also has a family tree. Raggy Shogers Two = father, Retro Shaggy = cousin.

5 = Love! 4 = Okay. 3 = Neutral. 2 = Nope. 1 = Delete. 0 = Uncomfortable. (Sometimes a block.)

If you get 5 plus any amount of HP, you are greatly appreciated and may be expected to send more great images.

If you have -5, -4, -3, -2, -1, -0, you get a block + report + ratio from his family. If you also get around that point, he gets really angry, and his cousin Retro shaggy gives you -6 Pixels. And, Shaggy Shoppa will hurt you with his ninja stars. Yep. You read that right.
person: Why is your name Shaggy Rogers Hp:5? Why is it so long?

Shaggy Shoppa: Send me an image.
by Shaggy Shoppa September 14, 2022
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December 5

my friend's birthday xd wish him happy bday
heyy L(his initial) happy bday cuz its december 5
by a 5 yr old December 5, 2023
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