When an individual consumes at least 4 alcoholic beverages, they are legally entitled to grope, grab, or fondle the opposite sex without repercussions.
Big Flee walked past Morgan last night and grabbed her left tit. She gave him a look of disgust and he simply replied "4 beer rule".
by BIggie552 April 04, 2015
The rule that requires sexual intercourse to last at least two full thrusts before it counts as sex, allowing for a brief "trial period."
We started having sex but he came so quickly that he didn't even make the two-thrust rule, so as far as I'm concerned we didn't actually have sex.
by Ci Bach October 08, 2009
if the female goes into the male bathroom the female was the one that wanted to get piped.
if the male goes into the female bathroom the guy wanted to pipe her.
if the male goes into the female bathroom the guy wanted to pipe her.
guy 1: damn they doing it in the guys bathroom.
guy 2: damn she really wanted to get piped.
guy 1: what do you mean?
guy 2: if they’re doing it in the guys bathroom the girl wanted to fuck
guy 1: says who
guy 2: the urban dictionary, it’s the bathroom sex rules
guy 2: damn she really wanted to get piped.
guy 1: what do you mean?
guy 2: if they’re doing it in the guys bathroom the girl wanted to fuck
guy 1: says who
guy 2: the urban dictionary, it’s the bathroom sex rules
by charlie perc March 26, 2020
At a BBQ, The number of Burners on the BBQ decides how many metres away any women must be at all times***
*** All times except whilst bringing an alcoholic beverage to the cook or cooks support.
*** All times except whilst bringing an alcoholic beverage to the cook or cooks support.
Rule AUS-1 relates to the goings on at a BBQ
There is 4 Burners on a mans BBQ which means his wife must stay 4 metres away from it, unless she brings him or his support staff a beer, which should be open by the time he gets it, then she must retreat to the required distance.
There is 4 Burners on a mans BBQ which means his wife must stay 4 metres away from it, unless she brings him or his support staff a beer, which should be open by the time he gets it, then she must retreat to the required distance.
by Loudy_016 November 26, 2010
Within any form of communication, the use of racially demeaning language is appropriate and politically correct if and only if:
1. The perpetrator (insultee)has a premeditated desire to have the recipient(insulted)recieve the slur (LAW OF PRESENCE)
2. both the perpetrator and the recipient are on a relationship past the acquaintance level.(LAW OF ACQUAINTANCE)
1. The perpetrator (insultee)has a premeditated desire to have the recipient(insulted)recieve the slur (LAW OF PRESENCE)
2. both the perpetrator and the recipient are on a relationship past the acquaintance level.(LAW OF ACQUAINTANCE)
Example 1:
Asian Joe: stop waiting for the change you stupid kike.
Jewish Josh: eh.
(Internal thought process: I am not offended by this since I am both present, and more than just acquainted with Joe)
Example 2: (Joe and Brennan outside the presence of Josh)
Asian Joe: Josh is such a fucking kike. he sat and waited for a penny for 5 minutes.
Irish Brennan: Your rascist.
Example 3: (Joe in a Barmitzvah)
Josh: Joe, I want you to meet my friend Steve.
Asian Joe: Awesome! now I get to add another kike and Josh can stop being such a token.
Steve: (Internal Thought Process: You rascist son of a bitch)
Asian Joe: stop waiting for the change you stupid kike.
Jewish Josh: eh.
(Internal thought process: I am not offended by this since I am both present, and more than just acquainted with Joe)
Example 2: (Joe and Brennan outside the presence of Josh)
Asian Joe: Josh is such a fucking kike. he sat and waited for a penny for 5 minutes.
Irish Brennan: Your rascist.
Example 3: (Joe in a Barmitzvah)
Josh: Joe, I want you to meet my friend Steve.
Asian Joe: Awesome! now I get to add another kike and Josh can stop being such a token.
Steve: (Internal Thought Process: You rascist son of a bitch)
by Asian Joe January 23, 2005
the Tom Cruise Rule occurs when you are playing beer pong. If you are playing and someone calls a ''celebrity shot'' (a random shot from someone who is not currently in the game) and right before they shoot calls the Tom Cruise Rule and makes it, the opponent must wear sunglasses for the rest of the game, and any other time, that night, he plays the person who made the "Tom Cruise" shot, no exceptions
Yo last night i was playing pong against this kid and out of no where his friend takes a shot and calls the Tom Cruise Rule and i had to wear shades the rest of the match, it sucked.
by KevePete March 14, 2010
The 24 hour rule? This goes hand-in-hand with the three day rule. The 24 hour rule states that you’re supposed to call the girl you slept with within 24 hours of said deed or she knows deep in her heart that you don’t give a flying fuck!
Did he call you after your slumber party?
No... and the 24 hour rule has never failed me. I guess he's just not interested...
No... and the 24 hour rule has never failed me. I guess he's just not interested...
by Fate of Ophelia March 03, 2007