Narcissistic personality order

Because the narcissist has no disorder.

"As you insisted, I went to the therapist. She told me I have narcissistic personality order, which she said very few individuals have. I described our relationship and she wants to see you three times a week."

by Monkey's Dad March 6, 2020

Personing

A synonym for personification that my english teacher made up.

teacher: if i said that Riley here was walking down the street would that be personing?
student: no

by HighElfOfMirkwood November 23, 2020

Best Personality

Something that the most attractive person may not necessarily have.

1. Britney Spears, Madonna, Lady Gaga, Hillary Duff and the Spice Girls will never win the 'Best Personality' prize because they're not very talented music wise, they're known more for their videogenic sex appeal than their music and the media highlights all the time how vapid and stupid they are.
2. Cliff: You still dating Rachael?

Norm: Yeah.

Cliff: OK, so she's pretty. She's got red hair and blue eyes but SHE HAS FLAT TITS!

Norm: Of all the woman I've dated, she's got the Best Personality. what else matters?

3. Meranda is very attractive but she will never win in the 'Best Personality' because she's a self-centered BITCH.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 21, 2020

Really Fat Person

Collin Hennon

Man That Really Fat Person Is Takeinf food that Could Be Used In Africa. LIKE GOD FAT PERSON SHARE THE WEALTH NOT DIBEATES

by Angry toast May 14, 2022

Two-Person Mind

A special effect that can happen to people with Bipolar Disorder or highly functioning Autism. If the host has been put into a state of Mental Despair, it will simulate a fictional character into their reality. A connection between reality and fiction can be easily established if the host sees the character as a sanctuary, a guide or a reliable person. The character might implement themselves into the host if they've known them for years, or rather, at the third year point if easy access to the host's mind. And thus, a Two-Person Mind effect has taken place, where a simulated character becomes so potent, that they are now a part of the host's mind- and to my knowledge -Permanent, until proven wrong. The host may act like the character if they become agitated or distressed, as a sign of defense. Angering the entity- that is the character, controlling the host's current emotions -only makes them stronger. Side effects, if the mind simulated an Antagonist, are the loss of remorse, a state of Purgatorial hatred and anger, and loving the thought of murder. However, if the mind simulated a Protagonist, these emotions might be different. But, for advice, the signs of a Two-Person Mind are simple: acting differently than usual, having a different attitude, and exaggerated- or animated -actions. If you know a friend that has the Two-Person Mind of a Protagonist, please contact me so I may change my research. Thank you.

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"Why need a sentence? A Two-Person Mind."

by MyMasterpeice.byCG5 December 17, 2018

a person

its just a fucking person

i just talked to a person

by ur mothers sons daughter grand October 5, 2023

ShortyMcDingDong (person)

ShortyMcDingDong is a incredibly powerful character. He was meant as a joke character, and anytime he gets a pizza pocket he becomes invincible. He came from the planet Macdon (ald), sadly this planet was destroyed by Mr.McWellington. ShortyMcDingDong has destroyed a universe before (the furry universe) and will destroy more. He is on the search for his father, who has gotten the milk of truth, but was lost along the way. Not to be confused with ShortyMcDingDong, as that is a descriptive word, and not a person.

Anonymous: yo ShortyMcDingDong (person) is the best-PBrtT. He defeated all the furries-euejJshejkxTkeHEJS!!!!!!!! I wish I was like -VdhehavJ-ShortyMcDingDong.

God: u r ShortyMcDingDong dum dum

ShortyMcDingDong (anonymous): Shit

by hackerman/cool dude September 30, 2022