Dad

What’s that?

No serious what’s a dad?

by Misspiggy November 25, 2019

Dad

The one guy you can count on to make the worst joke or quip at the right time. While dads may not realize it either, they usually tell the same joke many times without noticing it, subsequently causing their kids (who have to put up with them) to have to laugh awkwardly. They are also usually seen spending way too much time on their phones or iPads playing games like Clash of Clans and Pokemon Go, never missing a war day or Pokestop no matter the situation. While dads may not always know what exactly is going on, or think everything through, they mean well and can give priceless life advice. Happy Father's Day, we love you.

Dad I'm horribly nauseous.
Hi horribly nauseous! I'm dad.

by PreyTheGeyAwey May 11, 2019

your dad

something that doesn't exist

your dad does not exist

by imspeakingfax/true October 16, 2021

Josh the fat Walmart dad

He's a fat bitch and he looks like that fat dad at wammart

Hey look it's josh the FAT Walmart dad

by Kdultimategaming May 15, 2022

Seths Dad

Seths dad is a person who left his child because he was seth and did seth things like eating.

Are you aiming at seths dad

by GARRY GAMES 69 November 13, 2023

#fight another persons dad

Michael

I'm gonna #fight another persons dad

by A huuuuuge black man April 17, 2019

Freds dad

Some nigga that steals people chins while they sleep

#LongChinTribe

I can’t wait for Freds Dad to drop his new album with that Nigga X

Damn that nigga Fred really left me with a wet chin this morning

by Teriyaki Bleach July 8, 2021