Cookie rookie barred

To be absolutely baked

Yo, I'm cookie rookie barred right now, I think I'm trippin!

by DAFEEG December 20, 2016

Cookie Paradox

The terrible realization that the chocolate chips in your cookie are, in fact raisins. Yet, you continue to consume the cookie simply because it's a cookie, even though its not the cookie you want.

An overwhelming disappointment when you realize you've set high expectations based on the appearance of an item.

Beth: Hey are you still dating Landon??

Mica: Yeah, but he's a total Cookie Paradox. His dick is tiny.

Beth: Oh but he's so attractive and funny, what are you gonna do?
Mica: Well, I'm obviously going to fool around with him until I find something better.

by bonanzapanda February 28, 2020

avi cookie

Avi cookie always has the warmest cookies 🥵sucking his cookies is always a good time. He's toasty, butter, and his chocolates are nice and melty 🔥.

Avi cookie, let me taste your cookies

by avicookielicker April 6, 2024

cookie man

he sells cookies on twitter and he gives good head

omg i met a cookie man last night it was amazing

by zhack3060ti April 18, 2021

baking cookies

sly shorthand for masturbation

ben is "baking cookies" ;)

by joe69lolxd April 2, 2020

Cookie Cutter Nose

Someone who's nose is disintergrating from not using a straw to snort cocaine or other drugs, making it apear to be fake.

Hey look at Lindsey Lohan's nose from 1999 and now, she has a cookie cutter nose.

by SuperBlonde1991 January 3, 2011

Smeather cookie

The teachers pet who is always a smart and/or clever cookie

"Maddie got 100% on that math test. She is a pretty smeather cookie."

by justkeep_swimming June 29, 2016