Dracula's Tea Tin

The metal disposal box meant for tampons, maxi pads, sanitary napkins, and feminine hygiene products found in women's bathrooms.
I was fucking this chick in the work ladies room,and there was this metal box on the wall. I asked her what it was, and she said it was to throw away used 'pons. It' like Dracula's Tea Tin...
by Stoutwalker November 09, 2012
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Tea Belly

When you have too many delicious and savory Twisted Teas and your belly starts to hurt. At its worst, Stage 4 Tea Belly is known to force grown men into a fetal position for up to 4 hours.
Jake: That lil grom Isaac has been huddled in the corner wimpering for hours. How pathetic!

Skeeter: Well, he did have like 13 Twisted Teas this afternoon.
Jake: Sounds like a classic case of Tea Belly. Maybe even Stage 4.
Skeeter: Probably. Still pathetic though!
by Dr. Grommer, MD October 07, 2023
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Hot Tea

Me: Spill that hot tea sister

Friends: Umm
by Blah blah blah girl June 17, 2020
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Pennsylvania Sweet Tea

When having sex with a woman you drag your scrotum across her face, cum on it then sprinkle some Splenda in there.
I hooked up with my side hoe the other night and gave her the Pennsylvania sweet tea.
by Oliver Holes September 19, 2021
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chew on tea leaves

when you try to do something but you miss the whole point.

derivation: When you brew tea but forget the hot water. (an exaggeration but thats the point i guess)
me: *editing someone's analytical essay*
Someone: What do you think?
me: Bruh you make a huge claim by saying that Fitzgerald's detail about the green light signifies innocence but you didn't explain any of it. You just sort of dropped the claim in the paragraph. Ur making me chew on tea leaves here buddy.
by ahlaaron April 14, 2019
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long island hot tea

Tampering with a Keurig k-cup by introducing an undesirable foreign substance. Most likely semen.
Dan: Hey John, did you put cream in my coffee?

John: In a way, I did. That's a long island hot tea.
by Little stumpy January 15, 2020
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Ice Lemon Tea

If you know anyone named Clement, this is the perfect opportunity to name them this! Clement-Lemon, Perfect ✨ Great way to annoy people
Pov: You named your Clement Ice Lemon Tea
by Ihaveafriendcalledlemon July 30, 2021
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