swollen sock

A swollen sock like the"pink sock" is actually a prolapsed anal cavity that has has intercourse while it is prolapsed an ends up looking like a the bladder of a football hanging down

Had some hectic deep anal an ended up giving em a swollen sock

by swollen sock April 7, 2016

sock shaming

When you judge someone for their socks, depending on the characteristics; Size, shape, color, etc.

Girl: what are those?
Guy: legs?

Girl: no the socks
Guy: ARE YOU SOCK SHAMING?

by MasterPalp January 10, 2018

Sandal socks

Panty dropping socks with sandals looking design

Did you see daddy Austin with his sexy sandal socks

by Mcnigerianthegoat August 31, 2016

Sock poppin

One sock on one foot. While your other foot chills like da shit.

I got one sock poppin. While the the other marinates.

by Duinit December 31, 2021

That wets my socks

Used to express exasperation at something. Because everyone hates getting their socks wet.

"Your dog peed on your shoes again."

"Well, that wets my socks."

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 11, 2023

Pee my socks

When you can’t hold your pee too much you go in your socks and Piss

Timmy: I need to use the restroom cuz my dad holding the line hmmmmmm let me pee my socks *pees in socks*

by Peeong socks is ducky f good July 14, 2022

Egg in the Sock

Meaning something that is annoying you or hindering you from a goal

Man, passing APUSH is such an egg in the sock

by FreiaFAn May 8, 2025