No Shit, Sherlock!

You can reply with this when someone says something extremely obvious.

Person 1: *insert something stupid shit here*
Person 2: No Shit, Sherlock!

by Swag3tti December 21, 2015

shit cubed

The epitome of evil, typically someone from the gutter who is the epitome of evil.

Stalin, Hitler, Pot Pot and a few other shining gentlemen who are shit cubed.

by Fearman August 19, 2007

Shit Mountain

When you're taking a shit and there's so much shit before you flush that it makes a little mountain. Therefore it's above the toilet water causing it to really stink even worse. They're easily made if ones shit misses the bottom and builds up on the side of the toilet.

Honey I just made a big shit mountain that really was funky

by Fireman85 November 1, 2018

Shake That Shit

A Philly Dance that went Viral after Rap Group Philly Goats Released a Music Video called "Broke shit" Clips of the dance blew up then spread Rapid around Philadelphia having the whole city Shaking That Shit. Months later New Jersey tried to steal the hype and Credit from Philly claiming its their Dance but that ended up being false as the Dances are similar but are entirely different.

"Yo Im bouta shake that shit" "My girl told me shake that shit for 20 dollars" "Shake that shit to the left 2 the right" "I just got my paycheck so im bout to shake that shi"

by DaBronxFinest October 6, 2021

Shit Umbrella

It's the unofficial title for the person/role above you at work, who takes the heat from management/owners.

This individual takes the shit, while the people below him/her are shielded from management's crap, trouble, finger pointing, etc..

"I'd like to apply for a higher paying, more senior position at the office, but I wouldn't want to end up being the shit umbrella for the whole department".

by BigE_from_New_York_City April 6, 2010

thanks shitting

To cut a hole in the top of a frozen chicken/turkey before ramming it on to somones head followed by slowly pooring liquid excrement into the hole and allowing them to drown.

I totally did a thanks shitting on my next door neghbour last night!

by james petch June 22, 2010

vodka shits

The extremely smelly shits that you do after a night of drinking vodka

I had really bad vodka shits this morning.

by JackLowe11 August 6, 2016