Slappin the Sandwich

A slang phrase used by modern teens to describe the act of straight sex.

Dude I totally slappin the sandwich with Peggy the other night. She even let me unload my magazine in her.

Bro that sounds like an epic fluid bonding experience.

by ChknFckr July 16, 2024

Smelly Sandwich

What a girl has in between her legs when every waffle chef in town has slathered her sandwich.

“Sammi’s trying to steal my boyfriend”
“Yeah you and everybody else.”
“I’m not threatened though I heard about her smelly sandwich.”

by canbyhighschoolshooter April 18, 2018

Zufanutter Sandwich

2 slices of bread with a load of cum between them.

Robert made a world class zufanutter sandwich!

by Burrywood September 25, 2024

sandwich-spoon

Refers to where two people lie on their sides and snuggle up to a third person, either to help said "monkey in the middle" feel warm and/or reassured, or because they both like the person a lot.

A cute gal can save a bundle on heating-oil if she just invites a couple of warm-hearted guys over to sandwich-spoon with her on any night when it's a bit chilly.

by QuacksO November 16, 2018

Ice cream sandwich

When you lift the mattress and defecate on the box spring below then replace the mattress on top.

I was so mad at my roommate that I left him an ice cream sandwich after Thanksgiving dinner.

by Zombieking72 October 15, 2023

Eating a sandwich

A phrase used when telling your children about the time you and your high school/college friends got high out of your minds but still want your kids to respect you.

Kids, your Uncle Marshall was overdosing on xana- I mean, eating a sandwich.

by VeeTree April 23, 2021

Black Cock Sandwich

Like a regular Cock Meat Sandwich, except this time the cock is black.

Jay asked his dad if he'd like to share a Black Cock Sandwich when they got to St. Louis.

by MdizzLe69 May 8, 2024