Retarded

A man who’s name is Roberto, so stupid he doesn’t even know how to spell his name.
by Evlux July 30, 2020
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Blind Retard

The superintendent is such a blind retard, she doesn’t know when to cancel school
by 6ix 9ine is daddy November 11, 2019
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retard tax

The amount of (additional) money that must be paid for a good or service, caused by the stupidity or carelessness of the customer.
"How much was the spot at the RV Park?"

"It was only $40, but I backed my RV into an electrical post, and had to pay the retard tax of $800.
by DeekGray September 11, 2025
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Retarding

within the contentinternet, lays two polymorphousmythology words, gorgonwars and egregorewars, where in the word "retarding" is part of the latter. this word is meant to be a POSITIVE word because all the egregorewars used in positive and gorgonwars which is negative. although of course, it is used in situations of massive friction, meaning something is slowing you down, a ralentissement.

So basically because the word started being used again, I think this is my own little compromise for the English variation given its history, rather being the friction you face while rolling up and down the hill of life dear Sisyphus as you age rather than. You are the Sisyphus in these gorgonwars.

Even more elementarily, This word exists because I was raised to believe that the word "retarded" is bad, however it has currently come back to be in regular usage, which makes it the egos cognitive dissonance buffer. A way to get into the regular usage without having the whole meaning, even being inclusive as this is indeed the very icy mountain that any human being needs to surmise.
DUDE 1, I was totally retarding trying to think of their name but you just helped me remember!
Dude 2, Who was it dude?
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by cyberphunkisms January 18, 2025
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Retard

A word used to describe someone who is intelligently stupid.
I hate Dave so much, he is such a retard
by john handcock 69 October 18, 2021
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Retard

everybody who be posting this and there names🧨
your a retard for posting this
by retard28393 November 14, 2019
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Retarded

Some people say that it means slow but i think it means stupid as hell
Dude you are so friggin retarded get up and lets go
by ReeseRobloxOOF September 9, 2020
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