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Real tennis hours

Emma is back from a tennis game

Real tennis hours
Real tennis hours my bois
by Cypress1337 November 7, 2018
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A real boss

A real boss Is to know your friends and family and take good care of them.
He is a real boss they way he is with his kids.

He is a freal boss at family dinners

Are you a real boss or just an A**
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G Real

G-Real is keeping it a hundred with yourself. Fuck all that other bullshit, here today and gone tomorrow. Keeping it G Real is your religion. Have the upper hand when they try to bring you down. Don’t fall for sucka shit. Be that Pressure , It’s Technique. Make everything personal and never get cold feet. Stay solid , It’s a Go in front for a reason and only the Thurl survives.
by Poland spring October 18, 2019
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Real accomplishments

Seriously?

Hym "Oh yes of course, I forgot that one (Not really I haven't forgotten any of them). No, ALL accomplishments are real! Seriously. I seriously mean that when I say it. All of them are real. Especially the ones for which you're not given credit.
Really real. Some super real accomplishments that are totally earned and make you better than everyone. That's what all of your stuff is. Just... Just super real and super earned. Your social lysenkoism is true and correct and the only things more real than your accomplishments are retards. They're the most real people (in my book). I love this new version of honesty I'm trying! It's great because instead of saying what I want to say, I say what I'm allowed to say under threat of violence and theft. And that's how things shout be! Because if I'm allowed to say things people don't like, it's an affront to their ability to violence me. So I need to watch what I say to other people and other people need to... Not do that to me... Because if I violence people for saying things I don't like I go to prison immediately because I don't have fucku money... BUT NONE OF THAT MATTERS ANYMORE! I'm turning over a new leaf! Maybe I'll write a monologue later about how genetically and morally inferior I am to everyone (Especially retards with fat cocks). Or maybe a poem about how I should be respecting women for fucking retards. And then I'll find a woman who doesn't want to fuck me and just give her all my money. All of those are good plan! I'm definitely going to do most of them later."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2023
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Real Sigma

Not one of those kids who watches too much Tik Tok. Not someone that brags about it. Someone that shows it in their actions and achievements.
'Oh my god, Bob just sacrificed his arm to save that kids . He'll never live the same again. He's a Real Sigma'
by abc chicken July 31, 2024
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Hym "Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job. That's the real fear, isn't it? That I WILL be perfectly happy with a materialistic life. Your values... Your ethics... Your morality.... All rendered moot by the man who doesn't need your 'wisdom' or your God. That's why you're being deliberately obtuse. Because when I suceed, I won't need any of you."
by Hym Iam May 4, 2024
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Real real funny guy

If she calls you a "real real funny guy" than you better treat her like gold. Because this means she is totally into you, infact she's probably just starting to realize that she is.
That sexy cheerleader told the nerd he was a real real funny guy, Ya there totally a couple now!
by Wutwutdeff June 1, 2024
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