surprise potato

Surprise Potato n:
When you trick people into thinking you aren't going to eat your potatoes, but then last minute lunge across the table and devour them like whore eating a rich guys ass.

"hey man what the fuck was up with you at dinner?"
"I had to hit you with that surprise potato."

by Don't touch the baby May 14, 2019

potato

A religious item.

holly potato

by the holy potato god November 22, 2021

german potato

The act of enlarging a clitoris with a vacuum, then drying it with kosher salt before stimulating it with chopsticks

I am quite sore after trying the german potato

by Rennfeild February 25, 2017

Potato Man

A potato that is part man

and he is weird :|

A person:I’m Potato Man!
Everybody else:yes you are

by ØnØ November 30, 2021

Potato bugging

You your cock is flaccid and you are able to roll/coil it similar to a potato bug

jared was potato bugging to make his dick bigger

by anonymous February 25, 2021

Limp-wristed potato peeler

The art of being so pathetic and useless that cease to be useful in society. A potato peeler with a limp wrist cannot perform their assigned job thus being useless.

Anthea stop doing that, you look like a limp-wristed potato peeler.

by Trash Panda11 July 7, 2022

Dusting the potato

Being lazy or doing nothing.

“Hey Prestlee, what are you up to?”
“Dusting the potato, you?”

by Princessofproduce June 1, 2021