childhood bird

A Mourning Dove. That bird who lives on your roof that you thought was an owl for the longest time, until you asked your parents about it.

Mourning Dove / Childhood Bird: hoot hoo, hoo hoo

*Me instantly remembering every bad memory from my past and almost crying*

by AUTISTICREATURE December 1, 2023

Dirty Bird

The act of taking a can of worms (primarily ones bought at a fishing store) and seeds then consuming them until they are completely crushed inside of one's mouth. Then, with the crushed worms, you regurgitate the food into another person's mouth. Then

"My wife wanted to try having a threesome, so instead I gave her a Dirty Bird"

by butter-flies January 31, 2023

Angry bird

When a male is naked on all fours with an elastic band around his testicles. A female will then pull the elastic band and let go!!!

We were playing angry bird

by Dean Fitton December 2, 2023

I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader

on twitter someone said "I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader" and then it became a popular google search

I did the Macarena with a homeless man in an elevator Because big bird said to And he's my leader.

by awdsa dwasdqwadasfe rfrskil;;; May 2, 2023

That's Bird

That's fly; used to describe a situation or a thing which is exceptional or above and beyond.

" I just just got accepted for a scholarship!"

"Bro, that's bird, I'm so happy for you!"

"Check out my new jacket."

"That's bird, my man, you're looking fly!"

by J_$dog February 25, 2020

Bird

A bird is a government spy drone
Typically mistaken for wildlife
A bird will follow you and fly home
For there is data to be reported on your life

This is the rhyme to remember what to do when you see a bird
Nail it in the head with a break-action

Unsuspecting victim 1: The bird is acting kinda strange man

Unsuspecting victim 2: Yeah

Inbound drone strike: "*approaching*"

The government: "May no man find out our conspiracy"

by Ribcage beater 420 August 9, 2023

Bird Bomb

The act of sneaking an extended middle finger (the bird) into a photo.

After being rejected to be a bride's maid at her best friend's wedding, Allie got her revenge by bird bombing the group wedding photo.

by Johnny Tsunami 5150 January 18, 2022